Red Vs Blue Season 15 male oc

True colors

Cut to an overhead view of Caboose talking as Loco works on his device.

Caboose: ...Yeah, so I was in the middle of a story and then our ship crashed and Washington said we were marooned, but everyone looked like their normal colors to me, so I think he probably just had a concussion.

Loco: (off-screen) Whoa...! This story is so awesome!

Caboose: Yeah, and then I found Freckles... did you find any double A batteries?

Loco appears form behind the machine.

Loco: I asked. heh Sorry... no luck. Then what happened on singing planet?

Caboose: Yeah, well, then these pirates showed up.

Loco: Pirates!? No... way...! Did they have a lot of peg-legs?

Caboose: No, but one had a shark for a face.

Loco: (beat) ...This is the best story in the history of stories... Why were the pirates there?

Caboose: I'm pretty sure they were there after Tucker's family jewels. Cause, ya know, he's always talking about how valuable they are and how everyone badly wants them... so it makes sense.

Loco: They didn't get them though, right?! I hope there's a happy ending...

Caboose: Yeah, well this company called "Shargon Infinity" showed up, and made all of Freckles' brothers and sisters like... like super bitchy. And then of course Church had to die to save us all.

Loco: (beat) Your best friend died...?

Caboose: No, it's okay. It happens all the time.

Loco: That-that-that-that is the saddest ending ever.

Caboose: Yeah, that is why we are all going to go rescue him.

Loco: ...Right. You should be able to see your best friend. Maybe I can help! Hmm... what if I could show you a door?

Caboose: Ah, you want me to leave now.

Loco: No! I-it's not a "door" door. It's a DOOOOR. Doors go to places, but, not all doors. (whispering) This would be a special door.

Caboose: Aaaaah, so like a window.

Loco: ...eh-

Caboose: -but... with longer.

Loco: No, not really.

Caboose: Ah, so like a sunroof.

Loco: Eeeeehhhh... no.

Caboose: Aaaahhh...! Yes, like a metaphor! Only I can walk through it.

Loco: Kind of warm, but that's not really what I had in mind.

Caboose: A metaphor for love!

Loco: No!

Caboose: -that would take me, through a journey! Where I will learn a lesson!

Loco: Eh... colder.

Caboose: And there will be a payoff... and everyone would love me!

Loco: Yes! That's it! Except, not at all.

Caboose: Wher-wher-where would it- where- Wha-wha-where would it go...?

Loco: Getting warmer... Uh-It's not about "where". See, once the quantum matrix synchronizes with the nano-chrono-meters, the entire wormhole will resonate backwards. Then, we just need trajectories.