Filly & Nubile (Completed)

13| Pranks like no other

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Kitty

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I wanted hold Stephen by his thick neck and choke him. Just last week we started talking again and now he's the one doing the ignoring first of all.

Babysitting or daycare was put on pause so I was mostly available during the day to have time for myself, Mama and the shop. It has gotten bored to the point where I started using the flow free calls to make prank call while my number is private. I started on Stephen as I peak outside the shop at him helping the men bringing building blocks off the trucks that came.

He stopped to look at the phone with a frown and when he answered it, I hung up. I did this repeatedly for two days then stopped when he started suspecting me. He was grumbling about people knowing when he's busy to bother him.

The next prank was when I added salt to the pot filled with tea instead of sugar as he was the last to drink his share. He knows I never sweetened the tea in the pot so he next expected it. Then I lied to cover it up. The third, I offered to wash his underwear with his clothes only with the purpose of sewing ribbons on them. He came looking for me but I was hiding away in another room. Later that afternoon, I dish out his food but added extra pepper to his and he was coughing like hell. The last stray was when I hid his phone when he went to take a shower. I put it on aeroplane mode and placed it inside his shoes by the door before slipping out.

What I didn't expect was going to my bedroom to watch my Turkish drama series and heard porn on its highest volume. It was connected to the speakers in the house and I tried turning it down but ie doesn't go all the way down. It couldn't. It was unlike me to have so many taps open and when I finally get to the one with the porn, I quickly delete it and covered my head with embarrassment.

"I hate you, Stephen." I groaned.

I was scared to face Sister Patsy or even Mama as they both know that I knew more about the speakers in the house then they or even Stephen did.

Knowing how to get my revenge, I got a cup out and fill it with mayo and gummy topping but left it on the kitchen island after dinner. Just what I expected, the brute ate it and spat it back in the cup with a look of disgust.

I was peaking out of Mama's room to see and I covered my mouth to laugh at him.

"Yes mon. Same suh if yuh see yuh name pah bulla yuh go tek it and nyam it." I laughed.

I got a new DVD borrowed from Sister Patsy and was ready to watch it but it was nowhere to be found. Standing by the doorway is Stephen holding it with his arms folded.

"Zoeyan Key-ann Kelly, where is my phone?" He asked and I spurted out laughing but tried to hide it. He has gone a good two days without it, wow. "Kitten!"

He stepped closer and I got up quickly. "It's in your shoes by the door in your room."

He eyed me and went upstairs with the DVD in hand.

"My movie..." Sighing, he was already gone. Few minutes later, he returned and put the DVD on my head so I smiled. "Thank you."

Opening it, I saw the case that it was empty and heard his laugher.

The next day, there was working and I had called Chelsea for an hand so I could play lazy or get back at Stephen in peace.  He just got off a call when I was walking passed him so I snatched the phone and ran. I didn't stop when the men were laughing or as he called after me. I ran like a thief being chased by the police then hid behind some tall bushes.

The man passed where I was, going into the farm then came out and went further down the lane. I followed all the way until I realized he was actually lost after a while. He was going in circles and I felt sorry for him after a good two hours so I got out and called him. He rushed out of the bushes and grabbed me, halting me up against a tree like Jane and he was Tarzan. He kissed the daylights out of me but the sound of a loud gasp had us pulling apart. To my horror, it was decon Gwen from church. My embarrassment was on another level that I left both men and ran out like bitch with my tail behind my leg.