We love you (so please don't go)

Chapter 1: It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance...

Edit #1 (added some bonus part): January 2, 2023

Edit #2 (Revised the production the sisters might star in): January 9, 2023

Edit #2 (Revised Essie's potential future role to Anne Boleyn and Affie's potential role to K. Howard and revised the start of auditions and deadline for sign-ups): January 13, 2023

Edit #3: February 6, 2023

Edit #4 (Feb. 11, 2023): Revised the production Essie and Affie will potentially star in back to Heathers.

CW: Krus v0m!ts in the beginning.

A/N: Before we start, I'd like to say that Affie, Ruv, and Rsch's blush colors are different than an average human's; Affie's blush is dark yellow, Ruv's blush is (in my headcanon) periwinkle blue, and Rsch's blush is, according to some art of her I saw made by Handzy, her creator, a darker shade of blue. You'll see why I'm saying this later.

Also, Sarv casted a spell to make Rsch and Krus instantly fluent in and able to understand English along with the resurrection spell, hence why Krus and Rsch speak and understand English without anyone having to teach them or act as a translator for them.

[V0m!t warning]

Krus turned away from the couch and puked on the floor, making everyone turn to him in shock and concern. Rsch, who was nearest to Krus, rubbed soothing circles on her lover's back while Ruv went to get a bucket and gave it to his father, who took it and continued to v0m!t his guts out.

[End of the v0m!t part]

After that, Krus ran off in hysterics, unknowingly stepping on his b!l3. Rsch stood up and followed after him, unknowingly stepping on her lover's v0m!t as well.

Time then stopped, and Essie and Affie turned to the readers.

"Hello everyone." Essie greeted.

"I'm pretty sure you have all sorts of questions in your head such as: What did we just witness? What is happening right now? Why did your paternal grandfather v0m!t whatever he ate prior to this and then run off, bawling his eyes out? What is the context behind this situation?" Affie said.

"We can explain." Essie said. "This will be a long story with dark and triggering topics so please click away if you believe this may put you in a bad headspace or if these topics may be triggering for you. Viewer's discretion is heavily advised when reading this fanfiction."

"If you're still here, then make sure you have your chargers and power banks with you, you're gonna need it." Affie said. "And maybe get some snacks if you want, just make sure your gadgets won't be oily and that no crumbs will be spilt in your bedroom, or wherever you are right now."

"Are you ready?" Essie asked after a few minutes of silence. She stayed silent for a few seconds, before speaking up once more. "Splendid!"

"Now that everyone who are still reading this are all set, let's get started shall we?" Affie asked. "It all started in summer break after our first year in college..."

Rewind to the start of summer break...

"It's summer break, baby!" Affie yelled as she, her sister and their dorm mates; a woman with auburn hair, light skin and black eyes wearing a red, sleeveless dress and matching heels and a man with spiky, cyan hair, light skin and black eyes wearing a white t-shirt with a red prohibition sign, blue, baggy pants, red sneakers with white laces and soles and a red cap with a dark blue brim worn backwards, walked out of the university building.