a/n this is going to be in text format because I want to try new things
idea : Harry fucked up but Niall is already sinking too deep into his mind.
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chat with : hubby🤠 -> 6:59pm Monday
hubby🤠 : hey angel 😘
me : what do you want harold?
hubby🤠 : awwww baby I missed you too 😘🥰😍🤩🥰😘😏😏😚😚😙😗😉😍🥰🥰😘😍😍
me : pls stop
hubby🤠: aww you stop flattering me, you gorgeous tease 😜🐱😉😏🤩🥰😘
me : the emojis are blinding me
hubby🤠 : your sexiness is blinding me baby boy 😝😜😏😌
me : babe you are literally right next to me - wdyw?!
hubby🤠 : ✨bAbE✨ 🥰😘😝😝☺️🤯
me : omg ur so desperate
hubby🤠 : desperate for that 6-inch 😏😏
me : I'm leaving, you weirdo
hubby🤠 : noooooo baby come back my sweetheart
hubby🤠 : besides I have husband rights 😁😁😁😁
hubby🤠 : talk to meee
hubby🤠 : ...
hubby🤠 : I'm gonna fuck you so hard tonight
me : where tf did that come from
hubby🤠 : my horniness but are you complaining 🤨
me : no daddy
me : Harry you okay? You look like your having an internal war
hubby🤠 : bedroom now.
Read at 7:06pm
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chat with : hubby🤠 -> 2:58pm Tuesday
me : hey babe I'm gonna go watch a movie at the Daylight Cinema after work with Shawn, kay?
hubby🤠 : oooooooooo wut movie????🤩🤩
hubby🤠 : and why do you have to watch with Shawn??? Why not meeeeeee 🥺😔😔
me : because we are watching Lyle Lyle Crocodile and Shawn stars in it
hubby🤠 : can I come along?? 🤓
me : you wish
me : you still have three conferences to attend
hubby🤠 : woe is me 😔
me : awww it's ok honey, I'll give you a handjob later okay?
me : harold?
hubby🤠 : SKSKSKDKJGVVFFHBBVCF
hubby🤠 : I'm sorry babe I just almost CHOKED on my water and died 💀
me : uh, u good?
hubby🤠 : no 🥺🥺
me : awww does my baby want a blowjob too?
hubby🤠 : AAHHHHHHBHHBirfhuir3hfrejfnkjnfkjBJHEDBJHDKJE
hubby🤠 : THE BONER HAS RISEN
hubby🤠 : I REPEAT
hubby🤠 : THE BONER HAS RISEN
me : oh no!!! would you look at that, my boss is calling me!!!!!!!
me :gosh I wish I could stay and help you out with ur little... problem - but byeeeeeeeeeeee ✌️
hubby🤠 : NO! DONT GO I NEED YOU
hubby🤠 : baby?
hubby🤠 : darling?
hubby🤠 : sweetheart?
hubby🤠 : fuck you
hubby🤠 : ...
hubby🤠 : actually yeah, I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard tonight you won't be able to even move the next morning and you'll be moaning my name in your dream so sweetly I'll fuck you all again
hubby🤠 : fuck it's re-rising!
hubby🤠 : help!
hubby🤠 : mayday! I need my husbands assistance
hubby🤠 : god, I hate you
hubby🤠 : just kidding I love you ❤️🥰😘🤩😍💓💓🤩💓❤️😘💕💕💕
hubby🤠 : make sure to drink your water🚰, eat your salmon bowl 🍣for lunch and do the exercises 🚴♀️for your knees
hubby🤠 : ok I'll shut up now
hubby🤠 : ....love you 🥰🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕
hubby🤠 : STAY HYDRATED ⛲⛲🌊🌊🌊🐳🐳💧💧💧💧💧💦💦🤽🤽🚰🚰🔫🔫🍉
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chat with : hubby🤠 -> 4:15pm Tuesday
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Fanfictionniall x harry just your favourite clumsy idiots, cancelling out each others brain cells and still managing to be couple goals but even the most in-love couples still have to deal with the problems that are tied to every relationship. especially one...
