a/n soooo i really enjoyed making the incorrect quotes and i though 'why not make a part 2 while i write my next fic'
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➸ 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 : 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙩𝙬𝙤
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niall : have you ever seen something that change your life?
harry : i saw you
niall :
niall : honestly, that's so sweet, but it kinda makes this awkward because i was about to show you a photoshopped video of s!mon tap dancing on top of Olivia's head.
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*context : '𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎' chapter of this book* (go check it out guys ✌️😏)
harry : *staging intervention* truth or dare?
niall : truth
harry : how many hours have you slept this week?
niall : dare.
harry : go to sleep.
niall : i don't like this game.
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harry : pffttt i wan't that drunk last night
liam : you were flirting with niall
harry : so? he's my boyfriend.
louis : you asked if she was single
zayn : and then you sobbed when he said he wasn't.
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niall : you know, i'm jealous of you
harry : what why?
niall : your boyfriend it way hotter than mine. *walks away*
harry : wait, but
harry : but wE ARE DATING-
harry : COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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niall : trust fall.
harry, scoffing from the other side of the room : i'm not gonna catch you
niall, eyes narrowing : trust. fall.
harry : i said no-
niall : AH IM FALLING!!
harry, panicking : FUCKSKKSKSKKJEHKhe (throws his body over the coffee table to catch niall)
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niall : if you don't love me...just say it
harry : *confused* what?
niall : I KNEW YOU KISSED LOUIS! I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM! WHY DIDN'T YOU SPILL YOUR COFFEE ON ME! *sobs*
harry : wha...niall?
niall : WhAt?!!
harry : give me your phone
niall : NO
harry : give. me. your. phone.
niall : NO!
harry : *snatches it* NIALL JAMES HORAN WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT READING FANFICS?!
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*𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟷𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎*
niall : the food is too hot, i can't eat it
[all eyes land on harry]
harry, smirking : you're hot-
zayn, glaring at harry, face turning red :
louis :
liam :
harry : -but i still eat you ;)
niall : *blushes*
harry : *winks at him*
zayn, about to internally combust: ONE DINNER! ONE FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I WANT! *flips table over and storms off*
louis :
liam :
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louis : HELP I TOLD LIAM THAT I COULD COOK YOUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
niall, pouring whole eggs and rice into the toaster: and you thought I could?!
harry, appears out of no where : NEVER FEAR! I WORKED IN A BAKERY!
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niall, plucking petals off a flower : he loves me...he loves me not
niall : he loves me...he loves me not
niall : he loves me...[plucks last petal]...he loves me not *tears up*
harry, bursting in with an armful of various flowers and bouquets : that can't be right, love, try again
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liam : you look great harry! your gonna knock niall's socks off!
harry, fastening tie with a smirk : I was hoping for a little more than that but we can just start there
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harry, staring at niall dreamily : god, he's so fucking beautiful
liam : don't be jealous harry, your beautiful too
harry :
harry : i'm not being jealous liam, i'm being gay
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[over the phone]
harry : ...oh yeah, i put a little note in your bag to tell you that i love you
niall : [opening bag] harry...this is a twenty page essay.
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harry : baby, are you okay?
niall, crying : yeah *sniffs* it's just these onions
harry, glaring at the onions : what the fuck did you say to my husband?!
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i think that's enough for today.
all the love,
tal xx
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Fanfictionniall x harry just your favourite clumsy idiots, cancelling out each others brain cells and still managing to be couple goals but even the most in-love couples still have to deal with the problems that are tied to every relationship. especially one...
