a/n :
hey guys,
idk why it's taking so long for me to write a story but i decided to write some incorrect quotes as a thanks for your patience and for the sake of your entertainment. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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➸ 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 : 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
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harry: I knew I did the right thing when I married you
niall : uh-harold...we're not married
harry : yet.
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harry : baby
harry : baby, are you awake?
niall : no.
harry : oh okay
*two hours later*
harry :
harry : wait a damn minute-
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mitch : damn, i can't find harry anywhere
sarah : wait, niall has this really cool trick
niall : huh...oh yeah sure
niall : [yells] IM PREGNANT
harry : [crashes into niall, eyes blown wide] omg really?! *girly squeal*
mitch :
sarah :
niall : harry i'm a man and men can't-
niall : you know what, never mind *drags gushing harry away*
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*𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝*
harry : i'm tired of you always bossing me around
harry : don't tell me what to do
niall : eat me out.
harry : okay tell daddy what you want me to do
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niall : hey baby, can you help me with this zipper
harry : sure darling
niall :
niall : UP, Harold! You pull the damn zipper up
harry : *disappointed* right, i knew that.
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liam : everyone knows that you and harry are a couple
niall : wha...that's not true *nervous laugh*
liam : everyone, raise your hand up if you think that narry is a couple
[everyone puts their hand up]
niall :
niall : fucksake, harry put your hand down!
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niall, at harry's funeral : can i have moment alone with him?
louis : of course mate *leaves*
niall, leans over harry's coffin : listen, you idiot, i know your not dead. now get your sorry ass out there and wash the dishes!
harry, sighing in defeat : fuck! i almost got away with it. *pouts*
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random person at the coffee shop : *sits next to niall and begins to flirt*
niall : *uncomfortable, makes a face and scoots away*
rando : aww come on, i don't bite ;)
harry : *appears out of nowhere, slams fist on the table, breathing heavily*
harry, with a death glare : i do.
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interviewer to harry : describe niall in one word
harry : mine.
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niall, flustered : w-what. harry doesn't like me. y-your crazy.
louis, sassy stare initiated : he does mate, right boys
zayn : he does
liam : he does
harry : i do ;)
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zayn : harry, i would like you to meet my friend
harry : i don't care
zayn : he's really hot
harry : nope...still don't care
zayn : he's a nice guy
harry : zayn, i'm not looking for a boyfri-
niall, shyly walks into the room : hey, i'm niall and you are?
harry : SINGLE
harry : i mean harry, my name's harry
harry : but i'm also single
zayn :
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gemma (styles) : niall, would you do me the honour of becoming my brother-in-law?
harry, gobsmacked : did you just propose FOR ME
gemma : someone had to do it, harold *rolls eyes*
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s!mon cowbell, exasperated : is there anyone here who is not gay!?
louis :
zayn :
liam :
niall, unsure : *slowly raises his hand*
harry : *raises his hand and laces it with niall's before bringing it down*
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niall : i love you, now say it back
harry : it back
niall :
harry :
niall :
harry : NO BABY, DON'T CRY! I WAS JOKING! I LOVE YOU!
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my space :
okay i'm done.
hope y'all were entertained.
dw i've almost finished my next narry fic so see you soon.
happy (late) new year
all the love,
tal xx
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