a/n : the angst in the next chapter I'm writing is making me feel the need to write some FLUFF.
if y'all don't like these...you're lying, everyone loves incorrect quotes.
also sorry for taking so long to update :(
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➸ 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 : 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚
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harry : hey baby...are you a painting?
niall, nervous : ...no?
harry : because I'd like to nail you against the wall ;)
niall, relieved : oh thank god, I thought you wanted to hang me.
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niall, pregnant: [holding zayn's hand to his stomach so he can feel the baby kick] idk why the baby's taking so long zee? he always kicks for harry.
harry: come on, it's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
louis: top ten things harry said on his wedding night
zayn: woah! it was small but I felt something!
lewis: top ten things niall said on his wedding night
niall: [bursts into giggles]
harry, pouts: stop laughing niall! it's not funny!
everyone : top ten things harry said on his wedding night!
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niall: we're a team, right? ride or die?
harry : fuck yeah I'd totally let you ride me.
niall: ...what.
harry: what??
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liam : do you want to tell me how you crashed my car?
niall : well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of road that Harry couldn't see so I shouted, "Harry, deer!"
harry :
niall : do you want to tell him what your response was?
harry :
harry : "yes, honey?"
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niall : shut up.
harry : or what?
niall : or i'll marry you
harry :
harry : *starts yodelling*
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harry : hey, guess what this shirt's made out of!
niall, rolling his eyes : harry we've been dating for 3 years. I know it's boyfriend mater-
harry, getting down on one knee: wrong, it's husband material.
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zayn : so how was the honeymoon?
niall : harry tried to burn our marriage certificate
niall : he said, "good luck trying to return me without a receipt,"
niall : *sighs dreamily* I love my husband.
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☞ narry one-shots
Fanfictionniall x harry just your favourite clumsy idiots, cancelling out each others brain cells and still managing to be couple goals but even the most in-love couples still have to deal with the problems that are tied to every relationship. especially one...
