41 - 🎆New year special🎆

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Everyone is outside Dave's house, waiting for the 2022 to end. What could go wrong?


Dave: Nothing! This year is going to end well!

Bambi: Who are you talking to?

Dave: With them

Bambi: With who?

Dave: With the readers

Bambi: What?

Dave: Right there! *points towards Y O U*

Bambi: *looks at Y O U* I don't see anyone...

Dave: *sigh* You can't understand

Expunged: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING 4TH WALL

Dave: I do what I want to do

Bambi: Which 4th wall? We're outdoors

Dave and Expunged: -_-

Bamberly: Are you seriously gonna fight? C'mon, let's enjoy the last moments of this year!

Tristan: You made it sound like if it was the end of the world

Bambom: Yeah lol

Brobgonal: *from the distance* I need help!


Nobody does a move, not even caring if it's important or not


Brobgonal: *from the distance* YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT

Expunged: Ok ok, what is it?

Brobgonal: I need help setting up the fireworks

Expunged: *snaps his fingers*


All the fireworks magicly set up themselves


Brobgonal: Thanks! *walks towards the others holding a big red button*

Bambom: What's with that button?

Tristan: I know I know! It's to set off the fireworks!

Brobgonal: Correct!

Expunged: *arrives with a copy of himself and a proud face* Look what I created!!!! :D

Bandu: Is it a clone?!!! :0

Expunged: No, it's a Dyna-punged!

Banjex: A what?

Expunged: A Dyna-punged! A copy of me made of dynamite!

Banjex: Woah

Brobgonal: IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE WORLD IF BOMBS!!!

Bandu: How much dynamite is in there?

Expunged: Uhmmm around my weight

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