Brobgonal: Guys!!!!!!!
Bamberly: What?
Brobgonal: Dinner's ready!
Bandu: Yay!
Wait...
I didn't teach you how to cook
Brobgonal: I learned on my own!
The stuff is a bit extra baked
Bandu: Just say you burned it
Brobgonal: But it tastes good anyway!
Everyone teleport to my place!
Bamberly: Alright let me summon the others
Everyone gets teleported in Brobgonal's house out of nowhere
Brobgonal: Oh yes!
Dave: ...where am I?
Brobgonal: In my house, duh
Bambi: Fucking damn it! I was about to win the round in Counter Strike Source!
Brobgonal: ...
Bambi: I was a terrorist!
Brobgonal: Cool
Tristan: What's that?
Brobgonal: It's our dinner
Tristan: Are you serious?
Brobgonal: Yes
Tristan: It must be a joke...
Brobgonal: It isn't
Dave: What have you seen?
Tristan: Th-they...
As soon as Dave gazes the food tray his face becomes pale
Brobgonal: He's at a loss of words because it looks good, I'm a great cook
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Banjex: What. Is. That?
Brobgonal: Hands! Slightly extra baked but tasty, give it a try!
Banjex: No!
Brobgonal: Why not?
Banjex: Are you fucking out of your mind?! No way I'm eating hands!
In the meantime Tristan is crying in a corner, clearly traumatised, while Dave is doing his best to comfort him despite being traumatised as well.
Bambom: Why are you crying? I feel sad when you cry
Tristan: I wish I was short like you and Mr. Bambi...
Bambom: Why?
Tristan: B-because-
Dave: Nothing! He just saw that becoming too tall leads to hitting your head on doors
Dave frantically tries to mask the situation, he doesn't want other innocent kids to see what he just saw.
Brobgonal: You're exaggerated, it's just some fine cuisine
Bamburai: That's not even insane, like what the actual fuck is wrong with you. You need to be executed this instant!
Expunged starts eating the hands, having a somewhat pleased face.
Bandu: Bro what?!
Expunged: Not bad, a bit burned though
Brobgonal: Finally someone who appreciates my cooking!
Bampal: You shouldn't eat them
Expunged: Why not?
Bampal: You're eating pieces of humans!
Expunged: How is that any different from what I usually eat?
Bampal: Wait what?
Expunged: You don't know where the people go after entering the 3D realm and encountering me
Ringi: ...what am I witnessing?
Bandu: In my 10000+ years of life I've never seen such a scary thing...
Ringi: Really?
Bambi climbs on the table
Bambi: I'm getting some of that- WHAT?!
He saw the horrors laying on the tray and much worse Expunged eating them with nonchalance.
Brobgonal: Have some, they're good!
Bambi: Ungh...BLEAGH!!!
He inadvertently throws up on the hands
Expunged: Goddamn it, I was eating them!
Bambi: I'm not feeling well...
He faints.
Bampal: SOMEONE CALL AMBULANCE!
Banjex: For you?
Bampal: NOT FOR ME, FOR BAMBI! HE'S OUT COLD!
Be different and be yourself!
STAI LEGGENDO
DnB group chat
UmorismoAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
