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69 - Dave X Bambi

A/N: This chapter contains a very amateur attempt at writing smut. If you're uncomfortable skip the chapter.
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Private chat between 🌽mybeloved and Trisfighter9

Bambi: Hey

Tristan: Hi Bamber

Bambi: A cat stole my favourite shirt
Help me find it?

Tristan: Sure!
Wait
Many cats cross these roads
...which one?

Bambi: Black with green eyes

Tristan: THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY BLACK CATS WITH GREEN EYES
Are you sure you didn't lose it somewhere else?
You wear that almost everyday after all

Bambi: You dont believe me???

Tristan: Yeah right
Chances you lie are low...
Tell dad I'll be out all night!

Bambi: Got you covered

Private chat between AlgebraMoggus and 🌽mybeloved

Dave: So did it work?

Bambi: We got the whole night!

Dave: I'm not very sure about this
I've never done something like this before outside of imagination and yaoi hentai
Do you have experience?

Bambi: Nope :D

Dave: -_-

Bambi: But ill guide you!

Dave: How?

Bambi: With my
idk ill figure it out

Dave: Dumbass

Bambi: Ill be there in 3
2
1

Bambi teleports to Dave

Bambi: You don't jump no more

Dave: I got used to you popping out randomly

Bambi: This time it's not random

The tiny man undertakes the difficult endeavor of a mountaineer, climbing on the bed. For a normal person it's nothing to do but for a very small being like Bambi that's quite the challenge. Challenge he can't win. Dave grabs his hand and pulls him up.

Bambi: One I'll make it. I WILL

Dave: Keep dreaming

Bambi: What does that mean?!

Dave: Nothing, uhm. What do you have in mind? I've been looking at various positions and practices but got lost in a sea of sites

Bambi: One of them is orange and black?

Dave: Yes...

He shudders at the memory of being jumpscared by tits in the middle of the search

Bambi: I have a better idea...69!!!!!! It's easy, will keep our holes safe and...

Dave: And?

Bambi: FUNNY NUMBER!

Dave: Isn't that joke a bit outdated?

Bambi: Don't care! 69 rules forever!

At that statement Dave shrugs

Dave: Can't argue with that

Bambi: First things first!

Bambi announces before showing the cutest puppy dog eyes he can muster

Bambi: Do you consent?

The eyes serve only as a sweetener, what matters is the question. As a Canadian rock band said, when you ask the question, the answer is always...

Dave: Yes

That word, that simple simple word. Only three letters. That was enough to set the soul ablaze. The twosome strip immediately and throw their clothes to the ground.

Bambi: Heh, twink

Dave: You're not one to talk, shota

Bambi: I'm taking that as a compliment

Dave: It is

Dave remembers something...

Dave: I should have taken the pinguinator

Bambi: Next time

They get in position. One's head faces the other's penis...or so was supposed to be. There's a problem...

Bambi: I'm too small

Because of Bambi's non-height Dave can't reach his dick and if positioned in a way he can, Bambi can't reach it instead.

Bambi: Why do I gotta be so small?!

In the verge of throwing a tantrum he remembers he can just slip into his human form. His body shines bright and morphs. There sits a hot hairy man with a green hat. Ever since the last time Dave set his eyes on such a beauty he couldn't contain himself. He lost blood and water. Now that said beauty is naked and gazing deeply into his eyes...he loses it

Dave: Come here...

Without another word he shoves Bambi's thick shaft in his mouth, not wasting a second. Bambi gasps and moans then keeps his part of the position, he works his mouth on Dave's appendix. From that moment only pants and incoherent mumbles can be heard aside from Bambi's sloppy licking. The little man took it deep and hard with suspiciously too much skill. The tall guy tries to remember what he learnt through popsicles. They suck until they both cum. Bambi chokes on it.

Dave: Sorry...

Bambi: I'm cough fine

Dave: Mind if I ask you something?

Bambi: Tell me

Dave: Have you done this before?

Bambi: Do cobs count?

Dave: ...no

Bambi: Then no, never did it before

BONUS SCENE

Tristan: This is the 100th black cat with green eyes I see and yet no traces of Bambi's shirt!! I'm never helping him again!!!

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