A/N: There are mentions of terrorism and identity theft. If they bother you, skip the chapter, y'all know it by now but I say it anyway. Now enjoy!
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Banjex: Uhhh...
Bandu: What?
Banjex: I have 100 reports for mass terrorism...
Bandu: WHAT
Banjex: I swear it wasn't me!
Someone must have stolen my identity
Lo-fi_cat is online
Bamberly: Who would steal YOUR identity out of all?
Banjex: I DON'T KNOW
BUT I'M GONNA BEAT THAT ASSHOLE AS SOON AS I FIND THEM
Bamberly: Nobody hates you and you're chill so whoever threw you in that situation must have done it just for the sake of it
Bandu: Just for the sake of it?!
That's dumb!
What kind of depraved retard would do that "just for the sake of it"?!
[DATA_EXPUNGED] is online
Expunged: I did :D
Bandu: Brother what the fuck
Expunged: I was bored and decided to use your spritesheet and commit terroristic acts
It was pretty fun
Banjex: This isn't even screwed
LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Expunged: It's called going outside and playing
You should try, it's healthy
Banjex: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME
I HAVE 100 REPORTS AND IF ANYONE FAINTLY SEES ME I'LL BE THROWN IN LIFE SENTENCE
Expunged: What's the problem?
You're a deity, you can't die in jail
Banjex: THAT'S THE POINT
IT MEANS I'LL BE THERE FOREVER
Bamberly: Why do you have to cause havoc all the time?!
Are you allergic to peace?!
Expunged: I'm allergic to boredom and purposelessness
Bamberly: Then find a hobby and a purpose!
Expunged: I already have them :D
Bandu: Torturing who enters in the 3D world isn't a purpose and committing crimes isn't a hobby!
Expunged: Oh...
They're not?
Bandu: Are you fucking serious?
Someone had to tell you?
Expunged: From what I heard...
Hobby is when you enjoy doing something and purpose is feeling like you're made to do something
Bandu: But what you do ISN'T and will NEVER be a hobby or a life goal
Expunged: Then that means...
...what's my purpose?
Bamberly: And you're asking us?
The heck do we know?
Bandu: Take a moment to ponder on it
Expunged: Alright
Be right back
[DATA_EXPUNGED] is offline
Bandu: Something tells me he won't be back soon
Banjex: Now that that's out of the way...
How do I convince 100 people to remove their reports?!
Bamberly: No idea
Be different and be yourself!
STAI LEGGENDO
DnB group chat
HumorAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
