DnB group chat

65 - Grandpa

Trisfighter9 DMs Straw-cute-berry

Tristan: So
We're not supposed to be on Discord because we're too young

Bambom: The others don't know
So it's fine?

Tristan: Since there's a too young is there a too old?

Bambom: There is?
I mean old people tend to say stupid stuff

Tristan: Dad has accidentally ragebaited them

Bambom: What

Tristan: He posted a photo of a rainbow on the sky
That was enough to trigger grandpas

Bambom: XD

Tristan: They call everything woke

Bambom: Then cry to us because they can't send emails

Tristan: Should we consider Bandu and Expunged as grandpas too?

Bambom: They're both old
But they know how to use phones
Bandu has a cool youtube channel
Expunged would easily hack NASA if he wanted to

Tristan: We're lucky

Bambom: Yeah

Group chat

Tristan: BANDU AND EXPUNGED

Bambom: ARE THE BEST GRANDPAS EVER!

Bandu: What

Expunged: I'm not a fucking grandpa!

Bambom: What's the main characteristic of a grandpa?

Expunged: It's old

Tristan: How old are you?

Expunged: ...

Bandu: It's a rude thing to ask!

Tristan: How?

Bandu: It just is!

Expunged: He's over 10000
While I stopped keeping count at 20000

Bambom: You're both old
So you're both grandpas!

Expunged: WERE NOT

Tristan: *We're

Expunged: FUCK OFF

Bandu: I don't want to be old :'(

Bambom: Too bad you are :D

FastCandEEz is offline

Expunged: He probably went to cry

Bambom: I didn't want to make him sad :(
I'm sorry

Expunged: He always falls in age crisis

Tristan: Dad has mentioned those kind of things once
He set up a memo for when he'll turn 29

Bambom: Why?

Tristan: Because it'll make him remember he'll turn 30
Then he'll spiral

Expunged: That's sad
And fun
You should invite me when it happens
I'll bring popcorn

Tristan: I'd like to but the sign on the door says no Milan-coloured deities

Expunged: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
I'M SUING

Tristan: Please don't

Author's note

Expunged is red and black so yes.
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