Brobgonal: Yo bitches!
Bamburai: What
Brobgonal: I have some questions
Bamburai: No, Brob
Selling piss as lemonade isn't a good thing
Brobgonal: Not that!
I learnt my lesson
Bamburai: (눈‸눈)
Brobgonal: Kidding
I didn't
But seriously
I have some questions
Bamburai: Just a sec
I summon the others to help
I'M EXTREMELY FUCKING GAY
Everyone is online
Dave: We already know
Bambom: Who dared to xummon me
*
summon
Bampal: What's the question?
Brobgonal: *questions
I
have more than one
Bampal: No
B
eating strangers isn't a sport
Brobgonal: I KNOW THAT
Bambi: No you dont
Brobgonal: A question I have is
W
hen two vegans are fighting is it still considered beef?
Expunged: Ngl that's a good question
Bandu: Is that why you bang on my door at night?
Brobgonal: Only when I feel like my head is about to explode
T
he more I ask it the more I can't fimd an answer
Bambi: They prob call it broccoli or something
Dave: Sounds corny
Bambi: DON'T BRING MY CORN INTO THIS
Dave: ?
Brobgonal: Next question is
W
hy isn't ketchup considered jam?
Tristan: Makes sense
T
omatoes are fruits so ketchup is jam
Dave: Listen here you little s̶h̶i̶t̶ shtick!
Tristan: Me and dad have arguments about it
Bamburai: I can't believe what I'm reading
Banjex: I feel you bro
Dave: Let me make it clear in case any illiterate is here
K
etchup.
Is.
NOT.
Jam.
Bamberly: Finally some common sense
Tristan: I disagree!
Dave: ...
AlgebraMoggus is offline
Tristan: He's gonna get me
See you later
Trisfighter9 is offline
Brobgonal: Weirdos
W
hatev next question is
Why do we say have a nice day instead of enjoy the next 24 hours of your life?
Bampal: You can't be serious
T
he second option is scary!
It makes you sound like a killer!
Expunged: And it's boring
You could say Ææææ Ææææææææ
Brobgonal: Is that kill yourself in Æ-ish?
Expunged: Yes
Bampal: ಠ_ಠ
Brobgonal: Last question
W
hat's Expunged's weight?
Bambi: The only normal question
Expunged: Why do you need to know?
I
t's a rude thing to ask someone
Especially when you're asking to the one being who created you
Brobgonal: I'm curious
Expunged: None of your business
[DATA_EXPUNGED] is offline
Brobgonal: Bandu
D
o you know that?
Bandu: I know but he'll kill me if I say that
I
can only leave a hint
Brobgonal: Crumbs are crumbs so ok
Bandu: Three digits
Brobgonal: WHAT
Bandu: That's why his explosive self was so powerful
Be different and be yourself!
STAI LEGGENDO
DnB group chat
UmorismoAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
