Bamberly: Have you heard that?
Brobgonal just started a lemonade stand
Banjex: He's starting to understand how capitalism works
So proud of him
Tristan: What's capitalism?
Bamberly: A system that makes you believe you can make millions by working hard but in reality you need to be rich from the start to glow
Banjex: It also revolves around 1 person out of 100 having tons of money and the remnant 99 having only scraps
Tristan: Oh...
Bamberly: Let's not get too sad now
You're a kid
You can change the world
Tristan: I hope so
Bamberly: Anyone wanna get some lemonade?
Tristan: Me! :D
Banjex: Me
Bamberly: Good
This is the captain Lo-fi_cat speaking
You're taking Berly Magical Express
Tristan: :/
?
Bamberly: Going to Brobgonal's stand in 3...
2...
1...
TRANSPORT
Bamberly, Banjex and Tristan, from their desks, get teleported right in front of a poorly built stand. The general structure is rundown, the wood sharp and ruined. On the upside is there a dripping-looking scribble "BROP'S LEMEN", deep red
Bamberly: We're here!
Brobgonal: Wassup bitches!
The little fatty waves at them with his usual cat smile. Decanters of shiny lemonade sit on the table. Their the only good-looking thing in the otherwise terrifying stand
Tristan: ...quite the work of architecture
Brobgonal: I know right, it's super cute! Anyone want a sip?
Banjex: Me first
Bamberly: Why you?
Banjex: Older ones first
Bamberly: Tsk
Tristan: Worry not, Berly. Death will come to him first
The child has a big warming smile, a smile of purity
Banjex: What the...
Brobgonal: I guess that's what they meant by "Children are brutally honest". Welp, it's 1 dollar
The stoner reaches in a pocket and finds a dollar. As he hands it to the little green...
Banjex: Take this dollar with pride and destroy capitalism
A little tear runs on his cheek
Brobgonal: I will
Banjex: Alright
After the emotional moment, the tear gets wiped away. The normal informality comes again
Banjex: Cheers mate
Those are the last heard words before the yellow liquid is drank in one gulp. Banjex's face contorts drastically, disgust can be akin to physical pain like in this instant
Brobgonal: So how is it?
Banjex: It...i-it's-
Banjex collapses on the cold floor. He babbles in an unknown alien language, or is it elven russian dialect? No one will ever know
Bamberly: Banjex! What's going on? Please speak to me!
Banjex: Krrsh...eeeh...
Tristan: Someone call an ambulance!
Brobgonal: Ugh, another one who can't handle my lemonade
The stand can't stand standing and crashes
Tristan: Someone call two ambulances!
Brobgonal, to the surprise of many, manages to crawl out of the wreckage
Brobgonal: I'm fine, don't worry...
My poor stand...
A man walks towards the now destroyed work of art. He's asking if it's still possible to get a glass of lemonade. Though all of the decanters are destroyed. Only one glass survived the disaster
Brobgonal: I can still make it
Glass in hand, he walks behind the wreckage to have some privacy from eyes but not from ears. The sound of a thin water flow is heard
Bamberly: Wait a damn minute
Tristan: This can't be...
The man escapes. It's for the best
Brobgonal: Done! A fresh glass of- where'd he go?
Tristan: Lemonade is made with lemons!
Brobgonal: Ohhhh, who knew?
Tristan: Everyone!
Banjex: Un-crrrrr...
Be different and be yourself!
STAI LEGGENDO
DnB group chat
UmorismoAs the title says there will be a discord group between the DnB (Dave and Bambi) characters. If you came here for seriousness get out of here cuz this book doesn't have any...unless I say so DISCLAIMER: The characters will act a bit ooc (out of char...
