TorD's Got Talent!

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Kitty: Welcome back to TorD's Got Talent!

Cadmus: So you changed the intro again

KItty: YEP UNTIL THE ARC IS OVER OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS ARE Ash, YELTSA, Camel, Gary, and all the girls

The Girls: We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I!

Kitty: DAVE GET THE MACHINE GUN!

Kitty: NOPE ALL OF YOU LOSE!

Ash: WHY!

YELTSA: WHY!

Kitty: SERIOUSLY IS THIS VERY SERIOUS COMPETITION A JOKE TO YOU GUYS!

Ash: Yes it's not like we're getting paid

AN: For this arc, I'm making Kitty act like Simon

SuperFastPikachu: I dared them to

Dave: SOMEONE HACKED THE SOUND SYSTEM!

Speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Kitty: Dave blow up the speakers

Clemont: I thought the rickroll dare was still going

Kitty: DAVE GO PUT HIM ON A REALLY FAST TREADMILL

Dave: *Grabs Clemont*

Clemont: NO NOT THE TREADMILL NOT THE TREADMILL!

Kitty: Well the next contestants will be here next chapter so onto the dares!

Cadmus: For the rest of the TorD arc, will be Sam, Bladewolf, Snake, and Raiden and the new host will be Dante with his dance routine

AN: I would do these in the same chapter but a few of the TorD's got talent dares contradict each other

Kitty: Ok well next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare Clemont to spell ssa ym kcuf backwords

Kitty: Dave give Clemont a piece of paper and make him write it down WHILE ON THE TREADMILL!

Clemont: *Writes it backward while dying on the treadmill*

Clemont: WAIT THAT SAYS F**K MY A*S!

Kitty: YEP THAT'S THE POINT!

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Camel do the Ankha dance!

Camel: *Starts doing it*

Vergil: *Bursts in*

Vergil: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

Vergil: *Beheads Camel*

SuperFastPikachu Whispers To Ash: Put c***k in some of the drinks of the characters!

Ash: Got it!

Kitty: Ok time for lunch!

Ash: *D*ugs Serena's ******'s Calem's and Gary's*

******: Husband I don't feel well...

******: *Falls over*

Kitty: Next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Ash has to do stuff on the hub or any corn site for that matter!

Ash: *Types in nh****i.net*

Ash: ****** WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DOUJINS OF YOU!

******: What do you mean husband!

Ash: Yea next to the ****** ** *** tag it has a pretty high number!

Ash: YEA YOUR DOING IT WITH SOME PINK HAIRED FEMBOY NAMED ASTOLFO! (If you know you know)

******: WHAT!

Vergil: *Bursts in with Jetstream Sam*

Kitty: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE GET OFF THAT DOUJIN RIGHT NOW!

Ash: It's not like I'm going to be permanently dead!

Kitty: Vergil take him away and turn him into a non horni through the power of MOTIVATION

Vergil: *Grabs Ash then uses Yamato*

KItty: Next dare

Sandtrooper: Goh go play poker with Giratina in the distortion world

Kitty: *Teleports Goh to the distortion world with a poker board and chips*

Giratina: What are you doing here

Goh: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF POKER!

Giratina: *Wins*

Giratina: So where's the money!

Goh: What!

Giratina: Yea I thought we were playing for money

Goh: Oh no we were just playing for a dare!

Giratina: YOU WASTED MY TIME!

Giratina: *Kills Goh*

Chloe: NOOOOO!

Kitty: Ok next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Everyone react to kracc bacc!

Kitty: Dude that anime girl is kind of sus!

Gary: Yea I wish she was sus in a different way though

Bury The Light: *Getting louder*

Kitty: WAIT HOW ARE YOU BACK!

Sandtrooper: Yea I dared to go retrieve him with the unnamed author in case anything happens to him

Kitty: Next dare or truth!

Sandtrooper: So how many of you want to know if you got killed by Admire To Kill Serena

******: AND YOU SAY I'M A YANDERE!

Clemont After Waking Up From Being Knocked Out From The Treadmill: I do

Sandtrooper: You die, so does Bonnie, Misty, Brock, Gary, Miette etc etc

Ash: SERENA ARE YOU INSANE

Kitty: I mean she did go yandere that one time in season one!

SuperFastPikachu: I want Bonnie to be 18 and then be horn-

Bury The Light: *Intensifies*

Kitty: *Ages up Bonnie*

Kitty: Take her away Vergil!

SuperFastPikachu: Everyone play Minecraft as a team!

Serena: *Dies*

Serena: HOW IS THERE ZOMBIES DURING THE DAY!

KItty: I installed mods to make it harder!

Gary: *Gets a gun*

Gary: Dang gun mod nice!

Gary: *Massacres the rest of the contestants*

Kitty: AS A TEAM DAMN IT!

Kitty: Well cya next time!

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