Touching Grass

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Kitty: Welcome to season three of Truth Or Dare

Studio: *Burning*

Kitty: As you can see the studio has been destroyed due to the "Weedle incident"

SuperFastPikachu: This would have never happened if you didn't take it literally

Kitty: Well we're now waiting to construct a new studio but the show must go on but the good news is Clemont has to touch grass

Clemont: *Scared for his life*

Kitty: But first we have to introduce our new cohosts!

Kitty: Welcome Camilla the Leafeon and Luna the Umbreon

Contestants: *Slow clapping*

Camilla: Hey that's no-

Kitty: You'll get used to it eventually now our next cohost is!

YELTSA KCIR: ME!

Kitty: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU!

YELTSA KCIR: NEVER GONNA G-

Kitty: Dave, please

Dave: *Throws YELSA KCIR off a cliff*

Kitty: COME ON WE JUST GOT RICKROLLED!

Kitty: Welp I think that's it when it comes to new cohosts

Cadmus: What about me

Kitty: What about you

Cadmus: I want to introduce myself as I've barely been in the book I've maybe been mentioned ten times by name in the entire series

Kitty: Ok fine introduce yourself, Cadmus

Cadmus: Hello I'm Cadmus now most of you may have forgotten about me as thanks to the Author I'm barely mentioned in this book, I'm a trial captain AND I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH LILLIE!

Kitty: I thought we had enough yanderes for the show DAMN IT!

Kitty: I'm confused are you replacing J?

AN: ILoveMemes is Cadmus supposed to replace J or not?

Kitty: Ok and our cohosts that have decided to stick around J, Santrooper, River and Kurama!

AN: Cohost slots will be open until chapter 10!

Kitty: Ok well onto the dares

SuperFastPikachu: I HAVE A TON!

SuperFastPikachu: Ash and Camel have a swear-off battle

Ash: F**K YOU YOUR MOTHER IS SO F**KING FAT WHEN SHE WALKS BY THE TV I MISS THE WHOLE SHOW!

Camel: YOU UNORIGINAL F**K YOU GOT THAT OFF THE F**KING INTERNET!

Kitty: OK STOP BEFORE MY SHOW GETS RATED MA-17 FOR DROPPING TO MANY F**KS!

Kitty: Ok next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Now Bonnie and Max have the hottest mak-

Kitty: Fine 

SuperFastPikachu: You didn't even let me finish with fanart and without May or Clemont knowing

AN: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STORAGE FOR THIS DARE (I back up all the chapters and images in case of emergency and well I'm running out of storage on said portable HDD)

Kitty: I'm so confused right now ok but sure

Kitty: Ok Max and Bonnie I'm going to teleport you to an amusement park

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