Dave: *Loads up shotgun and cocks it with malicious intent*
Dave: Camel and his army are getting closer and looks like they got back up
Kitty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACKUP
Dave: As in the entire star trek multiverse, the Imperial army, Ash's entire giga harem from season 2 I can keep going
Kitty: Get me on line with J!
Xavier: *Grabs AK-47*
Xavier: So how the F**K are we supposed to beat Enemyzilla
Kitty: We don't
Kitty: MORGAN CAN YOU PLEASE NUKE THEM WITH YOUR NP
Morgan: No
Kitty: Ok we're f**ked everyone pray to Arceus that we survive!
Kitty, Xavier And Dave: *Leave the compound heavily armed*
Xavier: It's been nice knowing ya!
Kitty: You too
Dave: Any last words Mr. Kitty
Xavier: Yes Kitty any superlative words of inspiration for our humble truths
Kitty: Do not pray for easy lives my friends pray to be stronger men
AN: Another reference!
Clemont: *Comes outside terrefied*
Kitty: Ok Clemont you go build some superweapons for us
Grenade: *Flies onto the entrance and explodes almost killing Clemont*
Kitty: OR WE'LL USE YOU AS A HUMAN SHIELD!
Clemont: Yes sir!
Camel: STOP!
Camel: I am willing to negotiate!
Camel: As you can see my army is composed of some of the most powerful warships in existence I HAVE THE DEATH STAR ORBITING THE EARTH AS WE SPEAK and on my word it will fire and demolish this entire studio
Kitty: Won't you die if you do that
Camel: I'll be able to teleport out as well as my entire army and don't think any of your back up revive machines are safe I have star destroyers sieging them as we speak
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE EMPIRE HAVE AGAINST US
Darth Vader: It was an incident in the apartment loft of madness
Camel: I demand Ash Ketchum alive...
Kitty: Ok...
Darth Vader: WE ALL HATE THAT LITTLE S**T!
Camel: AND SERENA BUT SPRAYED WITH DR HOPELESS ROMANTIC'S ROMANTICS SPRAY!
Kitty: Ok Dave go fetch them spray Ash with heartbreak spray and then let them do the rest
Xavier: Sir are we actually going to let them do this
Kitty: At least with this option the show will go on
Dave: *Pointing his gun at Ash and Serena*
Dave: MOVE!
Ash: *About to go super saiya-*
Dave: *Tases Ash and hands him over to Camel*
Camel: Torturing you is going to be very fun
Kitty: Dave do it now
Dave: *Sprays Serena*
Dave: There you go, Camel
Xavier: *Loads assult rifle
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Pokemon Truth Or Dare Season 3 The Insanity Continues
FanficYes once again I decided to tort- I meant play a game with the entire Pokemon cast but this time there is a Zekrom enforcing the rules, more cast members, a group dedicated to annihilating the show, a broken-down studio, and a lot more!
