JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

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Kitty: AS YOU CAN SEE WE'RE STILL IN F**KING OHIO!

Gary: THOSE LUCK F**KERS THAT GOT TO GO TO FLORDIA INSTEAD OF F**KING OHIO!

Big Foot: *Runs after them*

Kitty: WHERE IS THE SCP FOUNDATION WHEN YOU NEED THEM DAMN IT!

Sandtrooper: Probably guarding SCP-5973

Mysterious Voice: MADE IN OHIO

Dave: Kitty if we don't get out of here in the next 0.5 seconds we're dead...

Kitty: *Teleports them all back to the studio*

Location Studio

Kitty: Thank goodness we got out of there in time

Gary: Who was that guy who said Made In Ohio

Kitty: That was Ohio Final Boss and well Made In Ohio is his stand

Gary: What's a stand...

Kitty: An invisible being that usually gives you extremely powerful abilities and no one has lived to tell the tale of what Made In Ohio does...

Kitty: Well onto the dares!

Luna: WELL I DARE FOR SUPERFASTPIKACHU TOO STOP PLAYING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Kitty: *Writes it in rulebook*

SuperFastPikachu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Xavier From Beyond The Grave: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!

SuperFastPikachu: WELL I DARE FOR THE RULEBOOK TO BE BURNED!

AN: This dare is a consequence of one of SuperFastPikachu's other dares

Kitty: *Burns the rulebook and teleports in a new one*

Kitty: Ok so all previous rules have been erased!

SuperFastPikachu: Now I dare for Morgan to be revived!

Kitty: Dave you know what to do!

SuperFastPikachu: *Shoves Morgan's body into a revive chamber*

5 Second Later

Morgan: HUSBAND I HAVE RETURNED

Xavier From Beyond: THE GRAVE NOOOOOOOOOOO

SuperFastPikachu: I now dare for Ash to become a drug lord!

Kitty: *Teleports Ash back to the studio and turns him back into a human and gives him a yellow suit (Like Walter White's) and turns him into a drug lord*

Ash To Gary: JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!

Gary: *Puts on a yellow suit like Jesse's*

Ash And Gary: *Start cooking m**h*

Kitty: Let's get through the rest of these dares and truths!

SuperFastPikachu: I've imprisoned Zekrom so I dare Serena and Ash to explain s*x to Bonnie and Max!

Ash: COME ON I NEED TO COOK!

Kitty: A dare is a dare

Ash: JESSE YOU BETTER NOT MESS UP ANYTHING

Jesse, I Mean Gary: YEA MISTER WHITE YEA SCIENCE!

Serena And Ash: *Explain to Bonnie and Max who end up traumatized*

Max: *Faints*

SuperFastPikachu: My next dare is for Lancer Artoria to be added and to join Ash's harem!

Xavier: *Gets revived by Lord Author*

Xavier: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT

Kitty: A DARE IS A DARE!

Xavier: I'm done with this s**t

Xavier: *Leaves the studio*

Kitty: I'm going to regret doing this right...

SuperFastPikachu: NO HOW IS SHE NOT PERFECT FOR ASH KETCHUM

Xavier Yelling From Outside The Studio: BECAUSE HE'S A DENSE MOTHERF**KER WHO DIDN'T EVEN

Kitty: We're going to have to cut the broadcast for a sec

Broadcast Restarts

Kitty: Ok we're back

Kitty: *Summons Lancer Artoria*

AN: Would show a different image but A) Her original art is more nsfw then this B) I don't want to be banned and C) I'm not a degenerate (Ok that might be a lie)

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AN: Would show a different image but A) Her original art is more nsfw then this B) I don't want to be banned and C) I'm not a degenerate (Ok that might be a lie)

Lancer Artoria To Kitty: Are you my maste-

Kitty: No he is

Kitty: *Points at Ash*

Ash: WELL IF I'M YOUR MASTER GET TO COOKING!

Lancer Artoria: What do you mean by that...

Kitty: He's a druglord

Lancer Artoria: Disgraceful

SuperFastPikachu: SPRAY HER WITH DR HOPELESS SPRAY!

Kitty: Fine

Kitty: *Sprays her*

Morgan: *Sees Artoria*

AN: FATE LORE TIME! Basically, every servant in fate is a historical or mythical figure

Morgan And Artoria: *Start fighting*

Kitty: STOP I DON'T NEED TO REBUILD THE STUDIO AGAIN ITS TOO EXPENSIVE

Kitty: *Uses a spell to make them stop fighting*

Kitty: Ok onto the rest of the dares and truths!

Sandtrooper: Truth for Clemont

Kitty: *Teleports in Clemont*

Clemont: COME ON I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO LORD MEGATRON!

Kitty: I knew it Shockwave saved you didn't he...

Sandtrooper: How has your stamina improved with the training from your alternate universe counterpart?

Clemont: Very good actually I can now run ten kilometers without fainting!

Korrina: That's great now we can go running together!

Clemont: Knowing how long your runs are I'd probably die...

Kitty: NEXT TRUTH OR DARE!

Sandtrooper: Korrina try these rocket shoes totally didn't get them from Sonic and see if they match your rollerblades!

Korrina: *Puts them on and runs across the planet*

Korrina: THESE THINGS ARE SO FAST!

Kitty: Next truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Camel to do something to get him registered on the s*x offender registry

Kitty: CAMEL GET OVER HERE!

Kitty: Camel get on the s*x offender registry as soon as possible

Camel: CLEMONT HACK IT FOR ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

Clemont: *Hacks the registry and gets one million from Camel*

Kitty: Well thats it for today comment down more truths and dares!

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