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AN: This is going to be the shortest chapter in a while

Kitty: WELCOME BACK TO TorD's Got Tallent I'm your host Kitty and today we have Gary!

Dante: Not anymore!

Dante: *Does his dance*

Kitty: Right I forgot

Gary: Hello judges today I will be doing a speedrun

Dante: What type of speedrun

Gary: I will be speedrunning NSFW content

Bury The Light: *Intensifies*

Gary: *Stars speedrunning*

Vergil: *Uses Yamato to teleport into the studio*

Vergil: Scum

Vergil: *Takes Gary to MOTIVATE him*

Vergil: I've also finished MOTIVATING Ash

Ash: *Arrives MOTIVATED*

Vergil: THIS IS POWER!

Veegil: *Leaves without elaborating*

Kitty: Well onto the dares!

ILoveMemes: I dare for Dante to take five contestants to Rodin's bar

AN: ILoveMemes I'm sorry if I get anything wrong never played Bayonetta 

Dante: So I pick Ash, Camel, Serena, CIllain, and Clemont

Kitty: *Teleports them to The Gates Of Hell*

LOCATION: Gates Of Hell

Camel: YOO LETS GOO I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET DR-

Dante: No no no no I do not condone underage drinking!

Cillain: ONE BEER PLEASE!

Ash: NO FAIR WHY DOES HE GET ONE!

Dante: Because he's over legal drinking age

Doomslayer: *Walks in*

Doomslayer: I heard these were the gates to hell

Rodin: Yea they are

Doomslayer: Then how do I enter hell

Rodin: It's just a name

Doomslayer: *Shoots Rodin*

Doomslayer: *Kills all the devils in the bar except Dante*

Dante: Don't shoot I have my demon-hunting license right here

Dante: *Shows license*

Doomslayer: Good to see a fellow demon hunter!

Dante: Welp I have to go back to killing demons you know

Dante: KITTY TELEPORT US NOW!

Kitty: *Teleports them back*

Dante: Ohh that was a really close call

Sandtrooper: I got a dare because Goh couldn't pay Giratina for the poker match he has to deliver this box to the Canalave Library

Goh: Ok so am I selling it to them?

Sandtrooper: Yes and if you can't Giratina will torture you for eternity

Goh: *Takes the box and starts running*

Goh: Ok now time to go to Sinnoh wait WHERE THE F**K IS THIS PLACE ANYWAY

Goh: *Sends out Eternatus*

Goh: TAKE ME TO F**KING Canalave RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR STUCK WITH GIRATINA FOR LIFE

Eternatus: *Takes Goh to Sinnoh*

Goh: Oh good that was fast

Scythers: *Star attacking Goh*

Goh: S**t

Scythers: *Rip the box from Goh's hands and then evolve into Kleavor*

Goh: Nevermind Eternatus I'd rather be with Giratina for eternity

Giratina: *Takes Goh*

Kitty: Ok well cya tomorrow with more TorD's got talent, more truths and more dares!

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