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Zekrom: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO TORD!

Kitty: As you can see I'm still working on rebuilding the studio Lord Author as a punishment for almost destroying his studio has forced me to do this with no powers except being able to go from Pokemon to human form!

Kitty: AND ASH STILL HAS ATALANTA IN HIS HAREM!

Kitty: *Starts swearing*

Zekrom: Shut the f**k up now onto today's dares!

SuperFastPikachu: I DARE FOR MORE POKEMON TO APPEAR WE DON'T NEED THIS TO BECOME POKEHUMANS TRUTH OR DARE THE INSANITY CONTINUES!

Kitty: I mean he has a point!

Zekrom: I'M A POKEMON AND I APPEAR EVERY FEW EPISODES!

SuperFastPikachu: Not enough Pokemon still!

Zekrom: KITTY'S ALSO A POKEMON!

SuperFastPikachu: He isn't right now!

Zekrom: Well how can there be any we sold everyone's Pokemon back in season 2 because we were out of budget!

Walter Ketchum: Yea at least I have Pikachu and Greninja

Serena: And I have Sylveon and Braixen

Misty: WHY DOES HE GET TO KEEP PIKACHU AND WHY DOES SERENA GET SYLVEON AND BRAIXEN?

Zekrom: Because those four Pokemon get dares!

Zekrom: If any of your Pokemon get a dare we may buy them back!

Zekrom: NEXT DARE!

Sandtrooper: Ash, Gary you two can take a very long vacation for your health so you two can take a break from cooking!

Ash: Jesse I mean Gary WE NEED TO COOK!

Zekrom: *Sends them on a vacation*

Zekrom: That was way easier than I thought I thought they'd be more aggressive about us stopping their business

Kitty: YEA BECAUSE HE GOT HIM HAREM TOO TOOK OVER WHILE HE'S GONE!

Zekrom: Next dare

TV: *Turns on the news channel*

TV Reporter: As you can see multiple felonies are currently being committed by Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak with a crowbar and a half-empty box of Tic Tacs such as making bombs and murdering people with the crowbar

Ash: *Walks up to the reporter*

Ash: Say my name

TV Reporter: Your Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town the Pokemon World Champion

Ash: YOUR GODDAMN WRONG

Ash: *Shoots TV Reporter*

Ash: My name is Heisenberg

Shockwave: *Points his cannon at Ash and Gary*

Shockwave: MINE OR DIE

Ash: I'm Arceus' chosen one you can't kill me!

Shockwave: I've already gotten rid of Arceus he's now generating electricity for my experiments

Ash And Gary: *Get teleported to the Dark Energon mines*

Zekrom: *Turns off the TV*

Zekrom: Next dare

Drew: YOU HOSTS ARE WAY TO CALM I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO MINE DARK ENERGON DURING THE SHOW'S DOWNTIME!

Zekrom: Well would you rather be out there!

Drew: Yea it actually looks pretty peaceful out there!

Zekrom: JUST SHUT UP NEXT DARE!

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