LOCATION: DISTORTION WORLD
Portal: *Opens*
Kitty: Get over here Goh you got one more chance
Giratina: NO HE WILL SUFFER HERE FOR ETERNITY FOR NOT PAYING ME FOR THE POKER GAME HE LOST
Kitty: Look man if he fails to pay you back this time he'll have to catch all the Kleavors and then you can do whatever you want with him!
Goh: PLEASE NO SAVE ME
Kitty: Yea I will if you pay everyone back!
Goh: So what do I have to do!
Kitty: This is a box of Psyshield Bash TMs sell them to everyone with a santler for two hundred and because there is two hundred of them here you should make at least fourty thousand dollars!
Goh: OK JUST GIVE ME THE BOX AND LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kitty: *Opens a portal too Kallos*
Kitty: Start with Kallos and make your way through all of the regions!
Goh: *Leaves distortion world and enters Kallos*
Goh: TMS FOR SALE!
Random Trainer: How much
Goh: 200 dollars!
Random Trainer: What Pokemon can it be used on?
Goh: Stantler
Random Trainer: NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY A TM FOR AN OFFENSIVE MOVE ON A TERRIBLE POKEMON DAMN IT!
Goh: But it raises defense
Random Trainer: So does Metapod!
Goh: Wait it can be used to evolve Stantler!
Random Trainer: Hmmm I'll BUY ALL OF EM!
Goh: Wait what!
Random Trainer: *Gives Goh 40 000*
Goh: *Gives him all the TMs*
Goh: Wait why did you do that
Random Trainer: First Pokemon Professers pay a ton for data on new Pokemon second by being the only person with acsess to the TM I can charge MILLIONS for each!
Random: YOU IDIOT SOLD ME THEM FOR TWO HUNDRED EACH
Goh: Well I'll be able to pay off my debt now
IRS Agent: GIMME NINE THOUSAND OF THAT OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN JAIL FOR A VERY LONG TIME!
Goh: WHAT!
IRS Agent: Don't you know about income tax?
Goh: No I've never had to before like I've made a million of the show at least
IRS Agent: I GOT A TAX EVADER OVER HERE!
Goh: BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN IN AMERICA
IRS Agent: The IRS is inescapable its every where
Goh: Fine
Goh: *Gives the agent the money*
Goh: Now I don't have enough to pay off the d-
Debt Collector: Hello
Goh: KITTY TELEPORT ME NOW
Kitty: *Teleports Goh*
Kitty: So how did it go
Goh: I only have thirty thousand thanks to the tax man!
Sandtrooper: You know what that means
Goh: *Leaves to go catch the Kleavor*
Sandtrooper: Now time to announce who gets Paradox Pokemon!
Santrooper: So Dawn, Ash, May, you get to choose one Paradox Pokemon!
Ash: Koraiedon!
Sandtrooper: THAT'S A LEGENDARY!
Ash: Yea but it's a Paradox Pokemon
Dawn: Scream Tail!
May: Slither Wing!
Sandtrooper: Also Gary, Serena you two have to take care of Iron Bundle and Flutter Mane!
******: HUSBAND IS ALL MINE!
Kitty: Well cya tommorow!
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Pokemon Truth Or Dare Season 3 The Insanity Continues
FanficYes once again I decided to tort- I meant play a game with the entire Pokemon cast but this time there is a Zekrom enforcing the rules, more cast members, a group dedicated to annihilating the show, a broken-down studio, and a lot more!
