I die inside while making Tower Heroes related content

[MOON] I have no idea what to call this

It was a normal afternoon in the forest, Maitake was collecting mushrooms while yawning when suddenly she heard a voice scream in a cute little voice ''Maitake! Where is you??'' Maitake thought ''is that kart kid?'' Then suddenly she ran with her mushroom basket to where the voice came from and she was right it was kart kid, ''Hello kart kid! How are you?'' Maitake said ''Gud! How are u Maitake?'' Kart kid said ''I am great right now, little one!'' Maitake said as she slowly patted Kart kid's head, Kart kid was so cute and chubby Maitake squished Kart kid's cheeks ''Stawp! it is annoying!!'' kart kid said, ''Alright! But a question do you want to go collect mushrooms with me?'' Maitake said while giving kart kid a non poisonous mushroom, ''Otay!'' Kart kid said getting out of their kart, ''Alright follow me little one!'' Kart kid followed Maitake with their tiny little legs, Kart kid ate the non poisonous mushroom while following Maitake they arrived where mushrooms normally grew Maitake gave kart kid a basket they both collected the mushrooms, Maitake had 38 mushrooms and kart kid had 27 mushrooms, Kart kid was so happy of the amount they had, but then they heard a noise it sounded like fire they ran in the direction but the voice was getting far away so they ran back and ran the right direction, they saw... DUMPSTERCHILD????? ''Bleguh'' dump said, ''wanna go get some food??'' Maitake said ''yas'' kart kid said they went to get mcdonalds and pizza pizza, the end