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[STARXZ] balloon pal explaining he isn't among us

[This is all for fun btw]

Balloon Pal: Hello people, I'll be explaining on why I am not a among us character! Ahem, so basically, I am not a part of among us! I don't have the Glass thingy on me! I don't even have a helmet!

Spectre: But you are shaped like a among us and also your level thre-

Balloon Pal: Shhhh! Anyways I have skins to prove that I am not a among us character! I was released in 2020! Among us was created in 2018- oh uhm...

Spectre: The developers literally have a sticker that has you as a among us-

Balloon Pal: Keep quiet, I'm trying to explain why I am not among us!

Spectre: Well, uhm, okay-

Balloon Pal: Anyways the sticker wasn't made by the developers-

Discount Dog: You can't prove it, it doesn't provide who made it!!

Balloon Pal: First Spectre, and now you, Discount Dog?!!?!?

Discount Dog: I mean, there's a lot of things that show you are indeed a among us character!

Balloon Pal: Am not! Anyways... *slaps duct tape onto discount dog with non-existence hands*

Spectre: See? Among us characters only show their hands when doing some types of tasks!

Balloon Pal: AAAAAAAA-

[When Balloon Pal finally got a place to say why he isn't among us]

Balloon Pal: Anyways it's time to debunk that I am a among us character! So basical- WHY IS THERE THE STICKER OF ME BEING IN A AMONG US COSTUME IN THE BACKGROUND!?!?! AE-

[Balloon Pal then proceeds to throw the sticker into Ohio, then continues the explanation]

Balloon Pal: So basically-

[Suddenly the roof gets Alt-F4'd]

Balloon Pal: What the-

Tiny Crew: Accept you are among us, like us, you literally have a skin of us-

Balloon Pal:... I guess I am among us-

[Balloon Pal then has to live with the fact that he is a among us character for the rest of his life, the end]