I randomly decided to turn this into a Danganronpa lol [also today I found a Monokuma plushie in a store but couldn't get it sadly-]
Wizard: What happened with that other quest... whatever-
Mysterious dude 2 [ANNONUCEMENT] : HELLO! THIS IS NOW DANGANRONPA BECAUSE IT'S MORE GRUSOME THEN MY CONCEPT!
Wizard: What even is Danganronpa? Whatever..
???: Good morning... hey, what is with this card?
Wizard: It looks like... some text!
???: No, not just any text.. is that supposed to be our full name? Is this a ID card?
Wizard: Looks like it.. everyone, put your card here, as images are included as well!
[After the cards were put down]
Hayes: Why is there a selection for these... ultimate things? Eh, whatever, there's these other cards but I can't find anyone here for that..
Wafer: Weird, why would their cards be there if they, themselves aren't?
Wizard: I don't know, let's search around this area for them, maybe they dropped their cards here and are hiding-
Chef: Wait a second... one of these cards match up with that one weird person on our phones!
Wizard: Oh yeah! Let's just-
Mysterious dude 2: [Breaks door open] HELLO THERE IDIOTS! Oh yeah, while you guys were sleeping, I stole all of your uno cards so you can't uno reverse me, and broke all of your phones!
Wizard: SH1T
Mysterious dude 2: GOOD LUCK!
Wizard: Well uh.. there's that.. wait, shouldn't we make a list of people and their ultimate so we don't have to ask that person for their card!
Chef: Great idea, but where do we get a paper and pen? Or pencil?
Wizard: No idea..
Stella: Wait, there's one in my pocket! Wait, I have pockets? Eh.. oh, also some paper!
Wizard: Great! Let's get to writing!
[THE LIST]
Wizard - Ultimate Wizard [Obvious-] | O
Chef - Ultimate Chef [Also Obvious-] | O
Slime King - Ultimate King | O
Lemonade Cat - Ultimate Lemon Stand Saleswoman | O
Discount Dog - Ultimate Discount Sponsorer | O
Balloon Pal - Ultimate Expedition Traveler | O
Spectre - Ultimate Rockstar | I
Scientist - Ultimate Scientist [Obvious as well lol] | O
Byte - Ultimate Task Helper Robot | O
Volt - Ultimate Lightbulb | O
Stella - Ultimate Artist | O
Soda Pop - Ultimate Soda Producer | O
Kart Kid - Ultimate Kart Racer | O
Maitake - Ultimate Toxicologist | O
Dumpster Child - Ultimate Living Furnace | O
Jester - Ultimate Card Gamble Master | O
Yasuke - Ultimate Samurai | I
Voca - Ultimate Lead Singer | I
Wafer - Ultimate Christmas Gingerbread Man | O
Hayes - Ultimate Living Crow Attracting Scarecrow | O
Lure - Ultimate Spooking Master | I
Bunny - Ultimate I throw eggs | O
Hotdog Frank - Ultimate BBQ Chef | O
Branch - Ultimate Emo Tree | O
Quinn - Ultimate Head Archer | O
Keith - Ultimate Cowboy | O
Beetrice - Ultimate Bee Caretaker | O
X = DEAD | O = ALIVE | I = UNKNOWN
[Mysterious dude 2 put the status while they weren't looking]
Bunny: WHY IS MINE SO GOOFY?? I JUST REALISED THAT!
Branch: MINE AS WELL!
Hayes: AND WHY ARE MOST OF THEM SO LONG??
Mysterious dude 2: Because... well, reason 1, creator didn't know what to put as yours, reason 2, creator likes giving weird names!
Bunny: THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE "I throw eggs" AND "Emo Tree"!
Mysterious dude 2: Shush or I'll.. uh.. kill you!
Bunny: GASP
Mysterious dude 2: Oh, I forgot to announce the rules! How silly of me! Ahem!
[RULES OF TOWER RONPA]
1. If you hurt or kill Mysterious dude 2, like last time with Mysterious dude 1, Mysterious dude 2 will revive himself and you'll die.
2. One of you guys will have to kill someone within 1 week or you all will die.
3. However, once a dead body is found, a trial will be hosted.
4. In such trial, you'll have to find the person who killed the victim, if incorrect, you die, however if correct the killer will die.
5. Your not allowed to blame Mysterious dude 2 during the trial, to make it fair I won't kill anyone unless forced.
6. If two killers kill two different victims, they both die, because I don't care about anyone here.
7. If you try to escape, the chip inserted into your brain will toggle a special fate for you.
8. Game ends once there is only 1 lone survivor.
Mysterious dude 2: And that's all!
Wizard: Wow, such cr4ppy rules.
Mysterious dude 2: Shut up and sleep, rules apply at 12, and you guys have nothing to do.
Wizard: Well.. ok..
Chef: What now?
Jester: GUYS WANNA PLAY POKER??
Chef: SURE
and they all play poker because they have nothing to do
also they had to get the rules again lol
AND THEN THEY SLEEP!! WOW!! also someone dies lol
YOU ARE READING
I die inside while making Tower Heroes related content
Randomi have a illegal copy of tower heroes in my basement (i dont have a basement)
