Love In The Air Daily Lovebits~A Snippet Collection

Lovebit 26-More Normal Friend Talk

Love In The Air Daily Lovebit

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More Normal Friend Talk 

RainSky

Rain: Sky, does P'Pai fart?

Sky: Based on my understanding of human biology, P'Pai farts. Why? Doesn't P'Payu farts?

Rain: Of course he does! What do you think he is? Alien?

Sky: So, what about farts now?

Rain: Don't you think P'Pai is too hot to fart, ever? 

Sky: No? So you think people who are hot shouldn't fart?

Rain: No, it's not that! I mean, really good looking people like our hubbies you know, it's weird to think they perform bodily functions like us. 

Sky: But you don't think P'Payu's too hot when he is doing you right?

Rain: No, P'Payu doing me is just hot hot. 

Sky: You're not making any sense. Why are you bringing this up suddenly? 

Rain: No reason, just curious. So what do you when P'Pai farts in front of you?

Sky: Depends. If it smells then I kick him away. If he doesn't then tease him until he sulks. You?

Rain: Worship the sound of P'Payu's fart. 

Sky: You're a lost cause. 

PayuPai

Pai: Do you want know something cute? 

Payu: What?

Pai: My baby Sky actually let out a cute little fart when we were cuddling yesterday. 

Payu: And? 

Pai: It was so cute. I mean, my Sky's a really prim and proper boy so I hardly see him doing anything like farting or even dig his nose even. 

Payu: He does but he just do them in front of you. 

Pai: You think so? 

Payu: Yeah, unless he is an android, I'm pretty sure flatulence need to escape somehow and gunk needs to get cleaned up in specific orifices. I guess the fact that nong Sky farts in front of you means he is used to being around and is just getting comfortable displaying these in front of you. 

Pai: Aww, that's really sweet. This totally brings us one step closer.

Payu: Aren't you two already close enough through other bodily exercise already?

Pai: This is different. Nong Sky farting in front me means he is comfortable with me and accepts that I will be the one he doesn't mind farting in front of. 

Payu: I am losing you but never mind. Good to know nong Sky is open to fart in front of you. 

Pai: So, has your Nong Rain farted in front of you?

Payu: Now that you mention, not that I can recall. 

Pai: Aha! See? Your nong Rain doesn't feel comfortable enough to let himself fart in front of you.

Payu: Or maybe he is just being polite to not fart on purpose in my face. 

Pai: That or maybe he isn't just ready to let that part of himself to be seen by you. Maybe you should do something so your baby is willing to fart in front of you. 

Payu: Pai, I'm not all too bothered that my boyfriend doesn't want to fart in front of me. Let's switch topic shall we?

Pai: Fine. So, does your boy let you to poop when he is in the shower?

Payu: That, yes. He doesn't say anything. You?

Pai: Ou, that's not fair. Sky kicks me out when he showers when I need to go. 

Payu: Aww...maybe he isn't ready to see the part where you're letting yourself go. Maybe you should do something so your baby is willing to see you poop while he showers.

Pai: Yeah, you're an asshole. 

Payu: You're welcome. 

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