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#3 Ex's and Oh's

Idk what will happen here corny and horny
Description: James has a crazy jealous ex, Regulus decides he can help with that, Slythersluts and Gryffinwhores all year round!

James found himself in the common room once again single, his previous girlfriend had threatened to ruin his life if he left her but considering the fact he already felt like hell in that relationship it couldn't be that bad. He had a reputation for not being picky about his relationships and most of them lasting a fair while but part of his reputation was just that, relationships, he was never known to go off for one night and leave the next day. After this relationship he was certainly thinking about changing that idea though, he was tired of being used and thought maybe a one time shag wouldn't be so bad, maybe that's just what he needed.

He was standing in the common room looking out at the other students who were all staring at him, his ex hadn't exactly kept their breakup quiet and now rumors about Potter had spread across the castle. In the sea of students though, one stood out, a boy in the corner seat wearing a striped green tie, the first three buttons on his shirt undone and a series of silver rings lacing his fingers, his robe was on the chair and he was reading a book probably the only person in the room not looking at James. Sirius had snuck out to find James' ex and then Remus and Peter had run out to try and find him before someone got hurt so none of James' friends were in the common room for him to sit with. He walked over to the boy and stood in front of him,

"Regulus"

"Potter" he said not looking up from his book.

"Come upstairs?"

Regulus had an evil smirk across his face.

"Of course"

Regulus' reputation was the opposite of James'. He was known as a player, anyone who was with him knew what he was getting themselves into, he didn't do relationships and instead stuck to shagging who he pleased then leaving. He had a reputation as a "bad boy" or "man whore" but despite being a heartbreaker people couldn't stay away from him, something Regulus frequently indulged in.

James and Regulus walked up the stairs to his dorm, a series of whispers following them. Before James got a chance Regulus lay down on his bed and pulled James closer, so his body was standing between his legs.

"So Potter what's this i hear about you and Aurora?"

James didn't move his position, mostly because if he did Regulus would be able to see the situation that he had caused and he didn't want to give Regulus that satisfaction.

"She's insane for one and continuously threatens to ruin me if I don't make our relationship look perfect. She has these ridiculously high expectations that because I'm 'James Potter' the sex needed to be perfect, I needed to be an amazing kisser, I had to shower her with gifts that she could show off. Bloody hell she wanted me to buy her a ring! We've been together for 2 months"

Regulus smiled up at Potter after he finished his rants, "I could ruin you if you like" Regulus stared at James lovingly and pulled his tie down towards him until James pulled back trying to hide a smile. Regulus rolled his eyes "do you see now why I just fuck and not get emotionally invested in people, they're crazy"

James laughed, "those words coming from someone who is also crazy doesn't sound like much"

"Excuse me? I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally unstable. A mentally unstable crazy who would very much like to help lift this weight of your shoulders and show you a fun time" he winked and wrapped his legs around James' waist.

"Do you understand how much trouble I'd get in if I ever did anything with you, Sirius would murder me and not make it quick"

"So you would fuck me you're just scared of Sirius?"