Hello! We have another Marauders & Co group chat one shot except our Slytherin skittles are also here this time! (Not just Reg, the whole gang)
I'm sorry I will deliver some proper Jegulus content soon I've just lost my writing headspace rn because I've got so much going on
Anyway
Switching it up, these are the names in James' phone instead this time!
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James has added:
- My Soulmate
- Moons <3
- Pete!
- LilyMyLove
- M&M
- Mary Me 💍
- Panda
- Cas
- Mon Étoile
- Back Up Plan 1
- Back Up Plan 2
to the group chat "taste the rainbow"
James: hey everyone! I've had a brilliant idea!
My Soulmate: aw Prongs! I didn't know this was my contact name 🥹
James: Sirius you know it's true 🙂↕️
My Soulmate: in another life time babe, we would've been so hot 😘
Moons <3: I would feel threatened if I didn't know how platonic this was and how desperate Sirius is.
Pete!: you know Remus I still wonder sometimes...
My Soulmate: excuse me? Desperate! I am not
Moons <3: so you wouldn't mind if I go out with Barty and Evan tonight? The 3 Broomsticks? I'll try and be back by 10
My Soulmate: not at all.
Back Up Plan 1: FINALLY
Pete!: I don't need a real name to know that is Barty 😂
Back Up Plan 2: Lupin baby I'm all yours
Back Up Plan 2: wait Potter why does Barty get to be number 1?!
James: oh nothing personal Evan, his name just alphabetically came up first
Back Up Plan 2: suppose that makes sense 🙄
Back Up Plan 1: oh darling don't you worry, you know you're my number one 😘
Back Up Plan 2: I'm fucking you later for making that comment
Pete!: don't you meaning fucking him up later? Like fighting him?
Back Up Plan 2: I said what I said and I stand by it.
My Soulmate: Nevermind Remus please don't go! I'll admit to desperation! Please for the love of Merlin do not go out with Barty and Evan!
LilyMyLove: Sirius, you know Remus would never actually do that to you.
Moons <3: aw don't lie to him Lil
M&M: help I thought my name on Sirius' phone was funny but James this is perfection
James: thought you'd appreciate it Miss Marlene McKinnon
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