I am better

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I have spend years mastering two skills and now I've done them.


1. Being able to stop pissing mid-way through pissing

Quite easy and handy for when you need to piss in da homies mouth and you forgor. 


2. Pissing without looking at my PP

I don't have to look at my pants dweller, my creampie machine, my lemonade maker when I talk a piss, no piss on the toilet seat, nore floor, just in the toilet and my friends mouth. 

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