Shit!:
A famous cuss word used for when you forgot something, or got caught doing something ect.
The Ghost Shit:
Where you feel the shit come out, there is shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
The Clean Shit:
Where you feel the shit come out, you see the shit in the toilet, but there is no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit:
Where you wipe your ass 500 times and it still feels unwiped, so you just pray to Micheal Jackson that you don't get skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit:
Where you're done shitting and your pants are up to your knees, but then you realise you gotta shit some more.
The Brain Haemorrhage Through Your Nose Shit:
Also known as "The Pop a Blood Vessel Shit" is when the shit is so big you turn purple and you pretty much have a stroke.
The Corn Shit:
Do I need to explain?
The Lincoln Log Shit:
When your shit is so long your scared to flush it down, so you break it up with the toilet brush.
The Notorious Drinker Shit:
The shit you take after a long nights drink, this is most famous for the shit ring (the shit marks that are in the toilet like a ring).
The "Gee, I wish I could shit" Shit:
When you really wanna take a shit, but after straining your organs out all you get his a little shit.
The Wet Cheek Shit:
Also known as "The Power Dump" It comes in many forms such as "The Wash Your Asshole For You Shit" when the toilet water goes up your asshole, and the "Wet Nuts" where the toilet water splash to your natsack. It is basically when the water splashes back and wets your bum.
The Liquid Shit:
Also known as the "Piss out your Asshole Shit) is the shit where it's all wet and it splashing to the side of the toilet bowl, and at the same time, burns your asshole chute.
The Mexican Food Shit:
The most dangerous shit that could happen, and has a 9/10 chance of killing your asshole.
