Alright men, I gotta tell you this now, when you're in the bathroom and you're using a urinal to take a piss. I'm begging you for my sake to NOT PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN! All you gotta do is wipe out ya dick like a normal human.
By having the front of your pants go down a bit so your PP is out and you can take a piss, you do not pull your pants all the way down to reveal your asshole. Cause when I walk into the bathroom to take a big stinky shit, I don't wanna see your bare naked ass in my face.
Jesus fucking christ.