- The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour
- Corn Flakes were actually designed to help prevent masterbation
- Over time smoking can shorten the penis by as much as 1 cm
- Fetuses can get Boners
- you can actually break your penis (I'll give you time to check if it's okay)
- there is no correlation between shoe size and dick size
- lots of men say they need a big dick to be loved, but Women actually don't really care about size (Pancakes has hope).
- The dick is not a muscle
- Dead people can also get boners (ew)
- it is indeed possible to have 2 penises
- Jonah Falcom from New York has the biggest dick with 13.5 inches
- The smallest penis is recorded to be 2 inches (hi pancakes ;))
- There is a Museum all about the dick
- Phallophobia is the fear of a dick
- People with Koro have the irrational belief that there dick goes back into there body (don't picture)
- One testicle hangs lower then the other so they don't bash into eachother while the man is walking
- babies can get a boner in the womb (Ew)
- there is a store that serves real penises
- Men's cumming period last 6 - 9 seconds while womans last 22 seconds
- The blue whale has the biggest penises in the animal kingdom that we know (why do we record theses?)
- Shrew have the smallest dicks with them being 0.2 inches (pancakes your a shrew?)
- read meat and dairy makes your cum taste bad
- Some crazy bitch cut all of her ex husbands dicks and put them to gather (the frankendick! I feel pain)
