Pancakes doesn't read books, he stare them down until he gets the info he needs
Time waits for no man, unless that man is Pancakes
If you spell Pancakes in scrabble, you will, forever
Pancakes breaths air... 5 times a day
In the beginning there was nothing, then Pancakes roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job
When God said "There will be light!" Pancakes said "Say please!"
Pancakes has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning
Pancakes went to another universe and say another Pancakes, they had a fight and at the end, they both won
The Dinosaurs looked at Pancakes the wrong way, you know what happened to them
Pancakes tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
Pancakes can dribble a bowling ball
Kids pee there name into snow, Pancakes can pee his name into concrete
Pancakes counted to infinity... twice
Pancakes can speak braille
Pancakes can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Once a snake bit Pancakes, after 5 days of pain, the snake died
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he check the closet of Pancakes.
The dark is scared of Pancakes
Death once had a Near-Pancakes-Experience
Pancakes can drown a fish
Pancakes once had a heart attack, the heart lost
When Pancakes enters the room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off
Pancakes can divid by 0
Pancakes are good food, what you thought I was talking about PancakeSageFan69.
