𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 | rodrick

ch. 12

an epic night
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Before I start this chapter I just wanna say I'm so sorry that I stopped writing. My last chapter was from January 11, it's April 18 when im writing this. I've been unbelievably busy with my own relationships 🫣

The night started off with the three getting into the van which Rodrick drove, speeding through the empty roads. Greg got the seat this time and Cynthia decided that she wanted to stand, her crocs made it easy to stay upright and if there was any sign of cops, she would drop. Rodrick blasted some music while they screamed over it to talk instead of turning it down.

Pulling into the gas station parking lot, Rodrick did what might've been the worst parking job that Cynthia had ever seen. She was almost embarrassed to be seen with him until she just remembered that it was her boyfriend and he did stupider stuff all the time. They instantly made their ways to the hotdog section in the 7/11, grabbing the plain hotdogs and absolutely dousing them in different condiments.

Cynthia wasn't a big fan of ketchup and mustard so hers was plain but she still ate it just like they did. With the Icees that theyd poured a few minutes before, they took big sips to wash down the hotdogs which resulted horribly. All three of them got brain freezes the second that they swallowed, only making the moment funnier. Stumbling outside of the 7/11 after grabbing a bunch of junk food, some of which they got for free stuffing in Cynthias bra, Rodrick explained the night to his little brother.

On this night, it didn't feel like Rodrick and Cynthia were dating. It just felt like they were two friends hanging out with one of their siblings, just there to have fun. Even in the less flattering moments, both still loved each other yet didn't feel the need to make it super known right then.

"All I'm going to say is that we are going to have an epic night." Rodrick exclaimed while walking a bit ahead with his little brother. The bonding of siblings was an important thing so Cynthia kept s little bit behind so they could have their guy-ish moments.

Suddenly, the older of the three began groaning and his body bent over, seemingly in pain. Cynthia walked a bit further forwards just incase anything happened that she had to be there for, though she was happy she didn't get too close when he vomited into the car. Rodrick stood back up straight and threw a green glob at Gregs face.

With Gregs impressive athletic skills, it dropped to the ground which resulted in the two to look down at it in curiosity. Cynthia got closer to Greg to take better look at this weird thing.

"Its fake vomit! You cant beat the classics." Laughing, they came up with a cruel and obviously hilarious idea. Picking up this fake vomit, they sent Cynthia out on a mission to place it on a car parked in front of the bushes. These bushes were good to hide behind and when she slapped it down on the window, she rushed off to get back with the boys.

Crouched down behind the greens, all three watched for the man to come out from the 7/11 to see what his new car decoration was. When a middle aged man walked out, keys jingling, Rodrick announced that it was the man and he was on his way. They kept their laughs in, Rodricks hand clamped over Cynthias mouth. Her giggles were now simply muffled, her boyfriend knew her too well and knew that if he loosened his grip too much they would be discovered.

The victim saw the vomit, his eyes widening as he jumped back in fear and shock. Though this joke was short lived when it was seen to be fake vomit and was picked up and thrown on the ground. The three fell onto the ground and when the car door closed, Rodrick released his grip on his girlfriend and they all burst out in laughter.

Sticking it on more and more cars, so many people kept on falling for it and the fear continued. Once Greg ran back after placing it on maybe the 6th or 7th car, he sat down next to his brother and grabbed his candy.