reader, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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reader: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
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reader: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
<Insert reader trying to figure out Teyvat script with no reference>
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reader: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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reader: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
reader: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Scaramouche: I’m going to take you out
reader: great, it’s a date!
Scaramouche: I meant that as a threat.
reader: See you at five!
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Tartaglia: I prevented a murder today.
reader: Really? How’d you do that?
Tartaglia: self control.
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Aether: So what’s for dinner?
reader, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Jean: What is your biggest weakness?
reader: I can be uncooperative.
Jean: Okay, can you give me an example?
reader: No.
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reader: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Albedo: I think you mean cards.
reader, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Aether: reader, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
reader: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Aether: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Paimon.
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reader, whispering to Albedo, who’s on the phone with Sucrose: Ask her something!
Albedo: How are you feeling?
Sucrose: Fine.
reader: Something personal!
Albedo: At what age did you first get your period?
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reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Mysterious green-eyed person: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Aether: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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reader: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
YOU ARE READING
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