I want to point out that I will use the actual Wattpad usernames to avoid confusion and such.
CRYSTALDIAMONDDRAGON: *walks in* Hey guys
Deacon08: He- WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON YOUR ARMS
CRYSTALDIAMONDDRAGON: A friend of mine ships Joycaw; I went absolutely berserk and nearly strangled her-
chrnstiiae: *le gasp* *holds up chainsaw* LEMME AT THAT LITTLE BITCH-
Tanu_Etforamee: Why didn't you finish the job?
CRYSTALDIAMONDDRAGON: ...good question lemme just go back and-
ARandomShipper2406: AN OUTRAGE!
Dappledrosewood: *gasp* HOW DARE THEY
Darth_Firestar: SACRE BLEU! ZE OUTRAGE!
Wofpeacemaker2: *dashes in* I'm sorry, what friend? I see no one over there, I definitely didn't just kill them hehe...
Darth_Firestar: *disappears and then reappears* ...and I definitely did not just bury the body...
Tanu_Etforamee: *throws away bloody gloves* ...yeah I didn't help in the slightest-
CRYSTALDIAMONDDRAGON: WHAT-
CRYSTALDIAMONDDRAGON: ...I never get to have any fun. :(
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.