ARandomShipper: Alright I'mma take a short nap.
Poppet: *dives into hell to retrieve Macaw*
Darth_Firestar: *stands ready at the entrance with a spear*
Poppet: *comes marching out dragging the vile creature and throws him far, far away* Now we can find him as we run from all of the governmental departments!
Darth_Firestar: *launches a spear in his general direction* Did I get him?
Poppet: We need multiple getaway vehicles. Also, no, you missed.
Darth_Firestar: Say no more. *revs car engine*
CRYSTALDIAMOND: A'ight lemme just- *pulls out a mini sun and increases its size to absorb the earth*
Tanu: I can finally feel warm now...
Poppet: *drives away* Are we safe?
Darth_Firestar: Not in the least. Buuut I DO have a lock on that wretched, loathsome, repugnant, appalling, malodorous thing's location.
ARandomShipper: *wakes up* I'M BACK, WHAT DID I MISS?
Darth_Firestar: A lot... This is the third or fourth manhunt for Macaw because SOMEONE *cough* Poppet *cough* let him out of hell.
Poppet: Oops. That's on me.
ARandomShipper: Wow. *steps backward and trods on Macaw's foot*
Macaw: OW!
ARandomShipper: THERE HE IS. GET HIM.
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
