Darth_Firestar: *pulls out boombox with a tape recording of Macaw's voice* I think this is the easiest way to get her attention.
Tanu_Etforamee: Are you sure-
*boombox plays: "OH LOVELY JOY!"*
Tanu_Etforamee: Oh yeah this will definitely do. *hooks up boombox to loud speaker*
Joy: *flies out with weapons ready to kill*
Tanu_Etforamee: JOY! WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Joy: What?
Tanu_Etforamee: With your help Joy, Macaw will never see the light of day again.
Joy: ...You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Darth_Firestar: SHE AGREED!
Wofpeacemaker2: THEN LET'S GO-
Darth_Firestar: KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Darth_Firestar: *puts on ghille suit and war paint* *grabs paintball gun* And let's make it hurt.
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
