*loud noise occurs*
*blinding light fills the area*
Deacon08: TO THE SHELTER! WE MESSED UP!
ARandomShipper2406: I have an even better idea. *sticks Macaw that was acquired from hell in the way*
Macaw: I'M FREE!
ARandomShipper2406: No you're not. You're just a hideous barrier that's set there to poison the S.A.D.D. agents with your looks and deter them. We're giving you back to Satan later.
ARandomShipper2406: TO THE BUNKER-
*Joy explodes out of nowhere with rage*
Darth_Firestar: *dives for cover* WHO SUMMONED THAT CREATURE?!
Poppet257: SOMEONE FIND KELP-
*explosion*
Poppet257: -BEFORE JOY KILLS US ALL!
Darth_Firestar: We can't! Deathbringer's holding him back. He wants to see how well we can deal with it ourselves.
BlueFlame_WofFan: GODDAMN IT, DEATHBRINGER!
Tanu_Etforamee: QUICK! GET INTO THE BUNKER!
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
Hayran KurguStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
