Deacon: RELEASE THE HOUNDS OF DARKNESS!
Darth_Firestar: *releases the hounds of darkness*
Poppet: *drives escape car over his head*
Deacon: *flies out of the car and WWEs Macaw* AND HIS NAME IS JOOOHN CEEENAAA!
Darth_Firestar: Watch out! He's a weasel. (My deepest apologies to all weasels.) He's hard to catch!
YOU ARE READING
WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
