ARandomShipper2406: I'M BACK WITH THE CELEBRATORY WINE! Wait...do we still have the S.A.D.D. on our tails?
Macaw: *unties himself, limping away into the forest*
ARandomShipper2406: SHIT, HE'S STILL ALIVE.
Darth_Firestar: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD- Maybe a flamethrower would work?
ARandomShipper2406: NO, HE'S GETTING WAY! PERSONAL SNIPER, FIRE!
*shot rings out*
Darth_Firestar: SHIT! HE MISSED. FIRE ALL NUKES!
Personal sniper: Roger.
Macaw: Wait- What?
*impact of nuke*
Macaw: *falls over like a dead rat, which he is*
Darth_Firestar: FINALLY! Now let's tie him up and present him to Joy.
ARandomShipper2406: Nah, I've got a better idea.
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
