I'll shorten the names. Just thought I should mention that.
Poppet: *climbs into the bunker and bars the door with mithril poles* That SHOULD hold her.
Wofpeacemaker: I like where this is going.
Darth_Firestar: I'VE GOT IT! If we tell Glory that Deathbringer was whistling, he'll let Kelp go in order to run away. That leaves Kelp free to stop Joy.
Poppet: GLORY! DEATHBRINGER WAS WHISTLING AGAIN!
Glory: SUIIIIII̴I̸̱͒I̷̩̹̝͂̃I̶̡̋͆͘I̴̯̟̍͆Ǐ̴̜̞̲Ḯ̶̪I̶̞̗̍̅̕Ị̸͒̀̀I̵̛̜
Deathbringer: Aw hail nah- *takes Kelp and runs away*
ARandomShipper: HE TOOK KELP WITH HIM!
Darth_Firestar: THEN WE NEED TO HELP KELP!
BlueFlame: To reunite Jelp!
BlueFlame: Heh, that rhymed.
Poppet: JOY! DEATHBRINGER'S HOLDING KELP HOSTAGE!
Joy: *charges at Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: *turns and sees Glory and Joy racing at him with matching expressions of fury* Awww shiii-
Tanu: Well, he's dead.
Darth_Firestar: Get the popcorn. GET THE POPCORN!
Poppet: We're all out of popcorn, BUUUT we have chocolate bars.
Darth_Firestar: EXCELLENT.
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
