Eddsworld x reader oneshots :)

Tord x reader

She/her pronouns!!
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596 words

It was 3:12 AM when your house alarm went off, indicating that someone had broken in. Your eyes shot open and you got up and grabbed the gun under your pillow that Tord had told you you needed. Now you understand why.

You slowly crept out of your bedroom, turning the safety off of your gun and getting ready to shoot. Tord had also taught you how to shoot and you had been pretty good at it.

FLASHBACKKK

The loud gunshot echoed throughout the shooting range. You had hit the red area on the target. "Woah I'm surprised. Good job." Tord gave you a high five and smirked.

"I'm gonna be better than you. You better watch your back." You chuckled, knowing you would probably never even get close to surpassing him. He lightly hit your shoulder and laughed along with you.

Present time!! 

You hear noise in the kitchen so you slowly make your way there. You hear a man whisper and yell multiple profanities and suddenly stop. You walk in and turn the lights on, pointing the gun toward a tall figure.

   Once you realize it's Tord you sigh. "Tord you can't break into my house. I could've shot you." He chuckled and takes the gun from you, turning the safety back on. "You took my advice I see." He says. You blush a bit and nod.

  You hear your phone ringing back in your room so you groan and walk to your room, Tord following behind you. You pick your phone up and see Edd's name on your screen. You answer the phone and put it on speaker.

   "Is Tord with you? We can't find him!" He says panicked. "Dude it's 3 in the morning. How did you know he left?" I reply. He pauses. "He stays up really late, so when I wake up late I check his room to see if he's up." He says quickly. "NOW IS HE WITH YOU?!?" He yells. "I'm here don't worry," Tord says, bored. "It's too late for this. Tord I'll talk to you when the suns up." He says in an annoyed voice then hangs up. I yawn.

"It's really late, Tord. I need to go to sleep." I yawn once more. "I love it when you say my name, min kjære (my dear)." He flirts. This happens so often that I'm used to it but I can't help but blush every single time.

"Why are you even here?" I ask while putting the gun down on my kitchen counter. He shrugged. "Am I not allowed to see my girlfriend every once and awhile?" He responds. I roll my eyes. "I had dinner with you today," 

He frowns. "I missed you though. Am I not allowed to see my girlfriend when I miss her beautiful face?" God I love his accent and his voice... gotta love a man with an accent. "Yeah, you can... but at 3 AM?" He groans and comes up to me. He rests his head on my chest. He's slouching a lot because he's so much taller than me so it seems kinda uncomfortable. I sigh and I walk upstairs to my room with him following close behind. He's probably staring at my butt. Pervert.

I walk into my room and lay on the bed and he does too. He immediately cuddles up next to me. "Stop worrying Edd. write a note or something." He groans in response. "That's too much work just to see my kjæreste (girlfriend)." I giggle but don't respond. We both slowly fall asleep as we cuddle.

sorry this one's so short