Eddsworld x reader oneshots :)

Tordy poo x Reader

A/N- this was made to honor Tords (supposed) comeback. which doesn't rlly matter all that much but yk gotta appease to the eddsworld gods (I AM SO HAPPY IM JUMPING IN JOY I LITERALLY LOVE TORD🙏) (just an fyi i mean the character NOT the real person) if you don't understand go to the eddsworld yt channel its a yt short idk it's been awhile i could be wrong... please correct me!

also also 2nd person test if you guys don't like it please lmk i wanna appease not only to the ew gods but to you guys too (ofc i'd wanna appease to you guys you're all just so fine mwa mwa mwa)

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You had moved in with Edd and his friends a while ago. You thought it would be really weird, being the only girl and all, but it wasn't... at least not really. Most of the guys had been really respectful and polite. Key word: most.

The only exception had been Tord. He's been VERY flirtatious. You tend to feel awkward every time he hits you with a bad and/or cheesy pick up line. He's met with crickets every time he tries.

You can admit he is really cute and that accent could have you gasping in your bed while you're alone (wink wink) but he's just too... out there. You don't really like it. You wish he were different.

He's always reading hentai in the living room, his room is filled with hentai books and weird manga posters, and when it's your turn to do the laundry you always have to see a lot of white splatters on his shirts and pants. (wink wink) Not to mention he's ALWAYS flirting and saying icky pick up lines, as stated before...

Now you've just gotten home from a date. A date that went horribly wrong. Every date does, so what did you expect? You wish you would've stayed like your gut had told you. The guy was horrible. You ended up taking an uber home early. You groan as you open the front door drunkenly. You had gone to the bar with your date which now you see was a horrible idea.

You shut the door behind you and cover your mouth as tears fall from your eyes. You walk towards the hall where all the bedrooms are. Including yours. You can hear a variety of quiet to loud snoring from all of the rooms except Tord's. In the crack of the door you can see light illuminating.

Okay, Let's think about this. You're drunk and bawling your eyes out. You should probably just go back to your room. Texting your favorite girl friend can make you feel much better than Tord can. Probably.

Definitely.

As you turn around, you accidentally let out a loud sob. You quickly cover your mouth and turn around. You silently pray that Tord didn't hear it.

You start hearing light footsteps quickly walk towards the door. Damn it. Your plans are ruined. You shouldn't have even thought about this what is wrong with you-

Tords bedroom door opens and you see a concerned face. He grabs the wrist that was used by you to cover your mouth, and he lightly pulls you in his room. He shuts the door behind him, making sure to keep the noise down.

"I-i'm sorry..." You say and start sobbing. You try to cover your face but Tord grabs your hands and stops you before you can.

"It's okay, don't apologize." He says something in Norwegian, something you can't comprehend, before he hugs you. You wrap your arms around his neck and cry into his shoulder. How embarrassing.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Tord asks, quietly. You think for a moment before nodding. He attempts to pull away but you keep your arms firmly wrapped around him.

You vent out your dating issues. (you insert the issues dw pookies i totally wasn't out of ideas i just wanted to include you!!) You sigh before saying "When will someone perfect come swoop me away?"

Tord stays silent for a moment and continues to hug you. You know he thinks he should be that perfect someone. Deep in your heart, you know he never can be.

"You'll find your perfect someone. I know you will. You just have to wait for them." He states. "I can smell the alcohol on you, i'll go get you some water, Kay?"

You nod and he slips out of your grip. You watch him quietly walk out of his room. You sit down on his bed uncaring as to whether there are the white stains or not. You miss Tords warmth. Hell, you missed any man's warmth. You can't help but admit, he was a nice hugger.

You look up as Tord comes in with a glass. He shuts the bedroom door before walking over to you and handing you the cup of ice water. You drink it in small sips as Tord sits next to you on the bed.

"You feeling any better?" He asks with a concerned face. You're glad he at least cares and you nod your head. You're glad any man cares.

"Thank you... for listening. I appreciate it. You're a great friend." You give a small smile. Tord smiles back, but it didn't seem genuine.

You stand up, still holding the water, and look over at Tord. "I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight, Tord. Thank you."

"Yeah... Goodnight, Y/N... don't worry about it." He keeps that same smile on his face as you walk out of the room. you make sure to stay quiet as you enter your room and shut the door behind yourself.

You kick your shoes off and get in bed. You don't care to change or do anything other than lay there. Too much work. You stare at the ceiling for a while before closing your heavy eyelids, and falling asleep. You think to yourself, you're happy.

But deep down you know you're not. You're lonely. Tord obviously has feelings for you, and you can't reciprocate them. You're tired. You might forget about this tomorrow, due to your drunken state.