🛑 If you are an AUTHOR, or thinking about self publishing, I suggest you STOP and read this.
(*sigh*, this book was stolen too)
This is not a fiction novel, but a scarily true account of how authors all over the internet are having their works sto...
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Step uno.
Stop. Put your pen down and back away from your keyboard.
When I say step one, I mean, step ✨one✨
Before we go getting ahead of ourselves and creating our lovely document with frilly borders and fun fonts and pretty pictures, there's a whole world that has to come first.
Fam, this isn't a shitty website "how to" page where la primera step is creating a publishing account. Fam, we're starting from scratch.
What the fuck is Amazon KDP? (And where the fuck do I want my book to eventually end up?)
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Right. So when you do a fancy ass google search of KDP, you will end up here: (Ignore my tabs 😊)
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This is the login that, when you eventually create an account, your dashboard will live here. I guess you can say, KDP is the author's side of Amazon/Kindle Books. This is all well and good, but we first need to understand whether this is even the platform for us.
Selecting that little blue link down the bottom that says "Learn how easy it is" will take you to one of many nightmare pages you may be interested in flicking through that does not make things very easy.
