Lazy and I know !

Solve: 2x^(3)+78x^(2)-2x-88 = Negative Watermelon

Hey guys , So I'm back with an entertaining chapter for some really entertaining people !

I promise that from now on I will make my chapters as awesome as possible without any depressing shit !

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⬆⬆⬆You guys saw the equation in the chapter's name above !

Solve: 2x^(3)+78x^(2)-2x-88 = Negative Watermelon

You did ? Oh my .... I promise I couldn't do it better than you are !!!

So that's how the equation of life is , where the answer could be from anywhere from A ton of rotten tomatoes to

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.Justin Beiber !

And here I doubt the algebra we learn in school helps.

But so what ? That doesn't count !

A few things need

to become a little more realistic . Such as a teacher's mentality . They act as if the real world is like :

Speed limit :

x+60 = 360 ÷ 4

Find x

Maybe my school didn't teach me how to negotiate prices when buying a house , or how to handle myself with assholes but I'm so glad I know "Mitochondria is the power house of the cell."

So helpful really ! I couldn't have imagined my life without knowing that fact !

Before you say things like:

1)"Yeah Shipra you're correct ! School really didn't teach me anything. "

OR

2)"Shipra , school is like a second home and teachers are godly creatures who bla bla bla bla and even more bla bla bla "

OR

3) "Shipra I want to have a giant size grilled chicken and triple cheese burger !"

^^^^ Holy Fudge me too !!!!! But I doubt there will be any comment like this , on this chapter at least ! I love you

So where were we ?

Yeah ! I keep diverting a lot now that the voices I side my head are also in coma !

*tear dramatically rolls down a cheek*

'Shipra you have to continue with the teachings of school -_- '

Yipeee !!!! The voices inside my head are back !!!!

'Before you give me a bear hug and kill me with suffocation continue the chapter'

Oh okay I'm sorry people ! So I was saying , before you start giving your views please listen to the whole thing .

I did learn lots of things from school ! Not neccesarily from the teachers but nevertheless school ! Here's the outline :

1) Never touch the underside of a desk ! : I'm not joking when I say this one. And this , by far , has been one of the most important life lesson from school many .