"Kiss Me Kiss Me"- Oh how you PISS me !

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Hey guys ! No I'm not dead , contradicting to how I feel since school has started. It is fun but it gets so so so exhausting !

So! I'm finally gonna write this shit down *takes a deep breath out*

Well a few parts did get seriously awkward for me .... Well you'll know once you read it up !

So , being an avid reader I've read a hell lot of books here on wattpad too , most of which are teen fictions.
And so far out all the teen fics I've read (I read only the ones I see in the top 15-20 so basically the "popular" ones), they are mostly romance .

But my folks here on wattpad show such unity and take oaths about how they're gonna be reusing their Classic Kisses and keep it going till another century. ....... I mean , its a whole new level .

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And not to forget the basic characters. Here's a demo story of a wattpad teen fiction :

Lead 1 : A hot and sexy girl with everything from skin to hair to attudide  perfect . But through most of the first part she is disguised herself as a "Nerd" .

But then Lead 2 will notice her. She'll get a makeover (Which is specifically , "Removing the glasses") , and turn all Lindsay Lohan and Ooo la la smokin' hot

Lead 2 : A cute ,sweet and the most caring person in the world who is disguised as a "Bad Boy" , but then he falls in love with lead 1 .., turns lovey dovey overnight. There is a second chance of him not being a bad boy but just because he rides a Oh-so-Badass bike.

'Shipra, but so does your Dad. Who indeed is a really really nice person.'

Shut it ! Its TheWattpad logic. Only badasses can ride a bike , wear black leather jackets and other shit .

(Note : In worst scenarios Lead 2 might turn to be a one direction member or Justin Beiber #SpoilerAlert #YouHaveBeenWarned )

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If you want to relate to a wattpad book, its simple. It goes with the flow. But if you want to relate to a kiss , well then my dearest readers , you'll have to have a constant transition from humans, to planes to even Gorgons....... Have fun .

And here's how a classic wattpad kiss goes about [ BEHIND THE SCENES of Leads INCLUDED ] :

1) Our lips crashed.... : So that's how it starts ! By crashing .....

Suddenly Lead 1 and Lead 2 turn into "aeroplanes" from so far seemingly human creatures. They'll be just going about as normal teenager of this galaxy. But then , all of a sudden there will be a Spurt of Passion . Then their "lips crash "!

Basically its like :

Lead 1 : Whoa finally there's this fountain of the feelings of love !

Lead 2 : Lemme show ya bitches some tranfermors shit !

Lead 1 (on the wrist communicator) : Cam, we need the fighter plane Megazord

Lead 1 & 2 (in chorus) :
Ninja Storm
Ranger form
Ha !

(There's a poof , a ting ,a scream and both of them turn into aeroplanes !)

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