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Monday Night Shenanigans

RAW
October 17

Last week, the McMahon Family tried to humiliate and fire Jim Ross for being friends with Stone Cold Steve Austin, who stunned them the week before. But then, the 8-year old Michael McMahon, made his first appearance on Live TV, coming to the aid of Good Ol' JR and embarrassing his family.

Tonight, it was confirmed they won't appear on RAW which everyone cheered. Though they wish Michael would appear as he's very enjoyable to see.

The show starts with-

?: Hello.

The camera cuts to backstage as we see Michael sitting on top of a limo eating candy. The crowd pops that the youngest McMahon appears again.

Michael: Mom told me to stay away from candy. But...she ain't here, am I right? *winks* Anyway, guess what? There's a new boss in town and you're looking at him. Since gramps, grandma, and mom are sulking and Bischoff's doing lord knows what GM does, I'm be taking the role as making sure things run smoothly.

The crowd cheers.

Jerry: Woah!

Coach: What?! The whole show run by a kid?! Impossible! It would go down in shambles!

Michael: Oh shut up, Coach.

The crowd and the people watching on TV oohs and laughs as Coach's eyes widen, shocked that Michael heard him.

Jerry: Haha! He heard you, Coach!

Michael: Anyway, enjoy the show and remember that Taboo Tuesday is coming soon. And...

?: Uh, excuse me.

Michael turns and he frowns as he sees Kurt and Daivari at his side. The crowd gave a mixed reaction as Michael looks at them.

Michael: Oh look, is the Creepy Bald Idiot. What do you want?

The crowd oohs.

Kurt: Excuse me? I'm not a creepy idiot. Bald, yes, but not a creepy idiot.

Michael: You kissed my mom when she was asleep. And earlier this year, you tried to kidnap Booker T's wife to do god knows what. Dad didn't let me see the rest as he's saving it up for a "Talk" one day. But whatever you said, it's creepy.

Kurt: Listen, Mike-

Michael: That's Michael...to you, my boy.

Kurt: Fine...Michael...I just came here to ask you something. Can I be the #1 Contender for the WWE Championship?

Michael: And this is where the idiot part comes to play. You know the rules here, Kurt. Earn the opportunity. Don't come trying to sweet talk me to doing it for you.

Kurt: But-

Michael: Final. Got it? Comprende?

The crowd laughs at how, despite Michael being small and weak, he's pretty much overpowering Kurt Angle. Kurt sighs and walks away. Daivari looks at Michael who then turns to him.

Michael: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Daivari was spooked and runs away. The crowd laughs as Michael rolls his eyes and smiles at the camera.

Michael: See ya. Enjoy the show.

Coach: Is this kid Bipolar? He was angry before, but now calm.

*later*

Michael's seen sitting on the desk in front of Eric Bischoff as they discuss stuff about Taboo Tuesday.

Michael: It's a fan vote, right?