[Pilgrim world here we-] (E)
"Enid. Switch volunteer assignments." (W)
"What? No. Uriah's Heap is definitely not my bag." (E)
"It's an emergency. I need to check out Pilgrim World." (W)
"But Wednesday, this is not a fair trade! Why would I agree to spend the entire day at some dumpy emporium of crapola?" (E)
"Because Ajax is going to be volunteering there. Thing sneaked a peak at his assignments." (W)
*Enid cut's Wednesday off*
"But if you're not interested-" (W)
"¡No!" (E)
"Oh my god! Thank you, you're the best! Hehe!!" (E)
"Enid?" (A)
"Ajax! What a coincidence. You have this too?" (E)
"Yeah, ooh hey come check this out." (A)
"What is it?" (E)
"It's a rat or some type of squirrel" (A)
"Umm, yeah very um detailed." (E)
"Yeah, and look at this other one." (A)
"Is that supposed to be a-" (E)
"A cat. Yep, isn't that weird." (A)
"Ye. .ah." (E)
[Why the hell are there soo many dead bodies in one setting? This should not be legal.] (E)
"This one over here with pointy hair." (E)
"Mm, I'm pretty sure it's dead." (A)
[Wow really?! You don't say genius] (E)
"See the tire treads across his tail." (A)
"Local artist scooped that fella ip right here on Route 22." (Owner of store because I forgot the name of this woman. Pretty sure it's Uriah or something? For now we will just call her OS "Owner of Store")
"You're telling me someone actually goes out and collects roadkill and turns them into that?" (E)
"Can't keep them on the shelves. Got a whole section dedicated to these beauties. Squirrels, skunks, snakes and my personal fav. Family ferrets at a clambake. Too cute. You two want to make yourselves useful. I reckon they could use a good brush with a Tangle Teezer. It freshens up the fur." (OS)
"Aha, maybe we can do that after, like an extended coffee break. Right, Ajax?" (E)
"Uh, right yeah. We'll hit the Weathervane. Want us to pick you up something?" (A)
"No need to pay for that overpriced hipster swill. I'm brewing Chaga. It's my own blend. Mushroom tea. I foraged the little buggers myself. Better get teasing. You're in for a treat." (OS)
*The owner of the store leaves. Leaving Enid and Ajax alone doing, well. . . some teasing and freshening of the fur*
"You're in for a treat. Did you hear her tone? Now it's people like that, that I fear of many things" (E)
"Haha, yeah. It was a decent try though." (A)
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FanfictionA Wednesday story---although it's actually Enid Sinclair who is the main character here! Canon Wednesday is here! All the 8 episodes in one setting. Enid is our star, which means that you will read some extra things you didn't know about. FANON HAS...
