*Enid opens the door and sees Wednesday standing almost as if she was waiting for her.*
"Hi. Sorry, I figured you were still at Mayor Walker's Wake." (E)
" As soon as the dirt hits the coffin, I'm out." (W)
"I can't seem to find my bottle of silver moon nail polish. Do you mind if I look around." (E)
[Why is she looking at me like that... Quick, tell her an explanation.] (E)
"Yoko is hosting a mani-pedi party for her crew-" (E)
"This is the third time in 24 hours that you've forgotten something...." (W)
"Sooo, how's everything going..." (E)
" Solitude suits me. With no annoying distractions I'm almost finished with my novel." (W)
"Was I? An annoying distraction?" (E)
"You definitely had some annoying habits." (W)
"Such as?" (E)
"You giggle when you text, which is a 24/7 addiction." (W)
"Well, at least it's not a migraine-inducing typewriter into my head." (E)
"When you're not grinding your canines, you growl in your sleep." (W)
"As opposed to late night cello solos?" (E)
"You over-commit to clubs and activities then complain about them nonstop." (W)
" I'd take that over your obsession with all things creepy and dead." (E)
"You could gas an entire village with the amount of perfume you spritz. That's just off top of my head." (W)
"Guess I'm the lucky one with the new bestie that doesn't try to find ways to endanger literally everybody she comes into contact with. In fact, Yoko and I are so in sync that she's begging me to be her new roomie. Permanently." (E)
Wednesday turns her back and walks saying,
"Don't let me hold you back." (W)
"Enjoy your solitude, Wednesday." (E)
"It's not solitude if-" (W)
*SLAM*
[ Darn I can't stand her! I should've just forgotten about the stupid nail polish and asked someone to lend me one. Ugh.] (E)
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FanfictionA Wednesday story---although it's actually Enid Sinclair who is the main character here! Canon Wednesday is here! All the 8 episodes in one setting. Enid is our star, which means that you will read some extra things you didn't know about. FANON HAS...
