Dear diary,
Ajax left me hanging yesterday. I was so heartbroken and tired that I totally forgot to tell you yesterday. I don't know what was so important that he needed to plant me on a date. Not even that but the fact that it was our first date made it even worse. Yesterday, when I came back to the dorm, Wednesday was no longer there. I don't know where she escapes every once in a while, but I don't even care anymore. She can go ahead and disappear if she wants to. . . Well maybe not fully disappear, that would be too much for my already broken heart. I didn't say anything to Yoko. The only person I've told so far is Claire. She said everything has an explanation and that maybe I should just talk it out with him. Maybe she is right. Maybe and just maybe communication could help. I was going to tell Wednesday but from the way she looked at me all day it seems like she already knew what had happened. Now diary I'm here with her as she explains to me the most disgusting and gruesome dead body explanation slash crime scenes I've ever heard since I was born. Again-
*Enid leaves her diary alone. Standing up and going towards Wednesday who had been explaining to Thing and to her everything thing she has on her board . . . Again. When really it was just Wednesday muttering to herself. Asking herself. Basically, she was in the middle of brainstorming. This wouldn't be the first time Enid would feel all dizzy and revolted. In fact, she had fainted twice when she entered the dorm. Right before sitting down to write in her diary. *
"When I suggested giving your side a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind." (E)
"Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection." (W)
"Is this why you snuck out last night?" (E)
"Thing and I made a sanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster's victims." (W)
"Okay, there are so many levels of ew, in that statement and I don't even know where to begin-" (E)
"I need to get inside its head. Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery." (W)
[Girl, I-] (E)
"Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed. The first one a kidney the second one a finger-" (W)
*Enid begins to pant*
"Wednesday, I don't feel–" (E)
"Third one a gallbladder." (W)
[Oh, no. Bwhua. . . I think Im gonna puke... it's all blurry] (E)
*Enid starts to waddle*
"and the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes. Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless. He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive actually." (W)
[Toes, bladder... trophies???] (E)
*Enid falls down. (She fainted lol) While Wednesday turns around and sees that. Going back to Thing who side notes an "don't look at me?" *
". . ." (W)
"Now what?" Thing
"Fetch the smelling salts. . . . again..." (W)
"Ugh, wha- What happened?" (E)
"You fainted. . . again." (W)
"I did? Sorry, I really tried to keep up but you bombarded me with so much information that I couldn't and then plop. My whole body failed me." (E)
"Oh Enid, I don't think it was your body that failed you." (W)
"Then what?" (E)
" . . . We'll come back to this later. We need to go to class." (W)
"No, wait what is it? Wednesday. Mhmp, fine..." (E)
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FanfictionA Wednesday story---although it's actually Enid Sinclair who is the main character here! Canon Wednesday is here! All the 8 episodes in one setting. Enid is our star, which means that you will read some extra things you didn't know about. FANON HAS...